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[mr_blandy_bland]

[Canada should have learned his lesson from Valentine's Day, never eat the candy this place gives up. Unfortunately he didn't. After being outside when he ate the bitter candy seeing his frozen skin twinkle in the sun, and in fear of finding the choke candy again, he decides to stop eating them, go back inside and cover up

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[motheringnation]

[Asleep]

[mr_blandy_bland]

[Watching from the corner. Wondering if he'll ever sleep again.]

[motheringnation]

[Sleeping...breathing softly....starting to wake up....]

[mr_blandy_bland]

[Crap, why is he even here, geez, this is embarrassing.

Frantically looking around for an escape route.]

C

[the_wee_big_hag]

......

[Not you too Canada.]

Okay this is just getting annoying.

[mr_blandy_bland]

Haha, um, I'm going to tell you the truth, Tiffany, I'm not really here to make breakfast. I'm just...um...waiting for Mr. England to wake up, yep, that's what I'm doing.

[the_wee_big_hag]

.....

Really.

[You are getting a look boy.]

[mr_blandy_bland]

I need to ask him a few things.

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[commie_island]

[Coming over.]

Hey Canada!

[mr_blandy_bland]

[He's just pulling the hood farther over his face.]

Um, h-hey!

[commie_island]

[What...]

Oh come on I'm not going to punch you! I just said I knew who you were.

[See...okay there may have been a moment where he was going to. But that totally doesn't count because he didn't...]

[mr_blandy_bland]

I-it's not that. It's just I'm not feeling well and the sun kind of bugs me, that's all.

[mr_blandy_bland]

[Aww crap.]

Um...I...I'm very sorry.

Eh? What are you stairing at?

[mr_blandy_bland]

[Okay, yeah the dingo is starting to creep him out.]

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[prodigious_mage]

W-W-Whaaaaaaaaaat?! What are you doin', Canada?!

[mr_blandy_bland]

Eating...

[prodigious_mage]

Well, yeah, I can see that! But why are you eating that?! I mean! It's . . . It's a piece of . . .

Only the most priceless scientific discovery ever made in this town ever?! Tazmanian tiger meat's rare stuff, geez!

[mr_blandy_bland]

It's actually very go--

Eh? Palom?