Pee story

[mr_bodacious]

So I was driving back from Wal Mart this afternoon and I realized I had to really pee (like I always do) so I was driving home as fast as I possible could...I got almost to the entrance of my apartments (about two car lengths) when the cars in front of my slam on their breaks and pull to the side...then I see the cop car, then the hearse...and

Comments

[skittle61]

Haha, dead people suck. Almost as bad as your bladder control.

[liquid_violet]

Friend help you move, real friends help you move bodies then pee on them. Oh and dead people don't suck.... they just kind of gurgle and leak, says the girl who used to embalm people.

[mr_bodacious]

Who the hell are you?

[liquid_violet]

..."I'm Batman"

[mr_bodacious]

nuh uh