Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate ( Read more... )

Waitress out dressed like nurses in bondage ( Read more... )

This weekend was just what I needed to get ready for an exciting summer. I mean the 1st week of fantasy baseball, wiffleball, Kevdopalooza, beer, bbq, basketball and good friends what else could you want ( Read more... )

The Four Horsemen Present KEVIN-PALOOZA
April 8-9 and Tom Colosi's house
R.S.V.P. at 586 943 5575 **Must be 17 to enter.**

Beer Bitches and Ballerz

i just wanted everyone to know that Melissa is the greatest thing to EVER happen to me, and i love her soooo much ( Read more... )

So yesterday melissa and i celebrated our first steak and bj day... it was fantastic and to top it off for dinner she made me salmon and stuff . So i just wanted the world (or the few lost souls that acctually read some of the crap i write) to know i have the greatest girlfriend in the world. The End ( Read more... )

One day and counting ( Read more... )

Dear Melissa ( Read more... )

I just wanted to say i had the most wonderful time with my lovely girlfriend on saturday night even though she kept waking me up while she was sleeping. Thanks. no really i appricate that-i love u baby- Honorable mention goes to diddy and erin for spending the night also hopefully u did get a little sleep on my floor. next time no waterfalls on ( Read more... )

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