i call her....'shit storm'

[mr_censor]

but you can call her diarrhea debbie

read the whole thing, worth your while...and will make you feel incredibly sane and thankful for a clean today, no shit in my bed tomorrow

http://www.livejournal.com/users/shiroioji/114944.html

Comments

[djgyn]

There goes any chance of enjoying my lunch today...

[mr_censor]

then my work here is done

[keefybabe]

I'm speechless.

No curry for me today.

[mr_censor]

it's funny though, i thought of curry when i saw the yellow colored content in the bag...coincidence you happen to metion the curry?

[keefybabe]

Nope. I thought the same thing...

How the hell can anyone think that shitting all over their house is the way to live their life?

What?? I mean... Jebus!!

[mr_censor]

i mean ballsweat itself can be hard to deal with let alone shitting yourself to death like that, and escaping the problem with the simple application of a security blanket...after blanket...after blanket...after blanket

you know, she would be a good villain for some derranged comic book...or x-men villain:
shit storm

[prox2]

sad.

[mr_censor]

and terrifying.

[thallium]

Is there an abridged version? My SARS has wreaked havoc on my attention span.

[mr_censor]

nope sorry. whos penis is that in the xray picture?

[thallium]

Yours.

[mr_censor]

hard or soft?