Mr Chicken Learns that he can scream!

[mr_chicken]

Comments

[another_ache]

marry me?

[mr_chicken]

Survey says: gimme more time. we just met. But you can pluck my feathers any time hawt momma chicken rawka

Re:

[another_ache]

Good enough. I was only in it for the feather plucking so far anyway. <3

[deadborn]

hehe you're funny... i'm adding ya back

[mr_chicken]

as long as you treat me like poultry and make sure you wash your hands after handling me.

[alhier]

Mr. Chicken, you just added me today, but I already love you like a brother.

[mr_chicken]

Chickens are the crazist people

[bitzface]

who the fuck are you?

douche!

[mr_chicken]

Imma bad ass chicken mother fucker. I kick it with yoda and the the school house kids from PBS. My mom sat her ass on me while I was in a white shell thing and my Dad fuct the shit outta all the hens in the henshouse.

Your glasses hide your masked desire to grill me.

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[bitzface]

whatever.

[mr_chicken]

I bet all the guys chase you!

[barbednoose]

i wanna suck on your fucking nuggets.

[mr_chicken]

You stick your fucking finger in a wall socket or what?

[barbednoose]

no, not a finger. penis.

[mr_chicken]

I always wondered if I have a penis. I would think Japenese people would love eating it raw