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Re: mr_chicken February 16 2004, 19:07:30 UTC
does it move your bowels? It moves mine like morning coffee. All the time I sputter and poop and then have to fill the porcelain gawd with comet and let it eat away the feces that exploded like a bad dream into the waiting water.

The funny thing, toilet water always waits for shit, time and time again. Unless of course you break the bowl and then the water just goes all over.

So the moral of this is if you want to shit on your bathroom floor, break the toilet.

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Re: mr_chicken February 16 2004, 19:12:10 UTC
if your neighbors live close enough they can watch you do this from their roof top.

i took a leap into the fog, sleeping on the hollow log and coughing without milk.

You can keep yourself intact, but you know you cannot come back when you reach that point of having the devil as your only lonely friend.

and his number is area code (666)-666-FUCK

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profane_grace February 16 2004, 20:08:43 UTC
why is he not saying Douche in this piece?

i do see the word "snarl" though... and that's always a cool word.

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Re: mr_chicken February 16 2004, 20:16:48 UTC
They don't eat, don't sleep
They don't feed, they don't seethe
Bare their gums when they moan and squeak
Lick the dirt off a larger one's feet
They don't push, don't crowd
Congregate until they're much too loud
Fuck to procreate till they are dead
Drink the blood of their so called best friend

They don't scurry when something bigger comes their way
Don't pack themselves together and run as one
Don't shit where they're not supposed to
Don't take what's not theirs, they don't compare

They don't scam, don't fight
Don't oppress an equals given rights
Starve the poor so they can be well fed
Line their holes with the dead ones bread

They don't scurry when something bigger comes their way
Don't pack themselves together and run as one (2x)
Don't shit where they're not supposed to
Don't take what's not theirs, they don't compare...

Rats...They don't compare
the two of us need look no more

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Re: profane_grace February 16 2004, 20:20:51 UTC
is that a song, or your own?

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Re: mr_chicken February 18 2004, 08:54:57 UTC
On one level it's a song
On two levels it's my own
On three levels I didn't write it
On four levels it's everyones emotional state on a cold cold night.

You make me feel a little older, like a full grown female skin mite

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anon lilmikeegee February 17 2004, 11:41:37 UTC
you fucker! to taunt your admirererers with no 'douche'!?!?!?!
i hate you and your chicken breasts!!!!

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Re: anon mr_chicken February 18 2004, 08:53:36 UTC
I just don't know what to do with myself.

All the admirerers mean more to me then coffee and high noon tea.

it's like a warm winter day with lake effect snow blowing in one ear and out your mother.

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Re: anon lilmikeegee February 18 2004, 15:00:46 UTC
i like the poop comments earlier too

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Re: anon mr_chicken February 19 2004, 09:16:47 UTC
because you like shit or like reading about someone who is full of shit or becuase it's something differnt, talking about shit.

You have to really be comfortable with someone to talk about shit because shit gets messy

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