does it move your bowels? It moves mine like morning coffee. All the time I sputter and poop and then have to fill the porcelain gawd with comet and let it eat away the feces that exploded like a bad dream into the waiting water.
The funny thing, toilet water always waits for shit, time and time again. Unless of course you break the bowl and then the water just goes all over.
So the moral of this is if you want to shit on your bathroom floor, break the toilet.
They don't eat, don't sleep They don't feed, they don't seethe Bare their gums when they moan and squeak Lick the dirt off a larger one's feet They don't push, don't crowd Congregate until they're much too loud Fuck to procreate till they are dead Drink the blood of their so called best friend
They don't scurry when something bigger comes their way Don't pack themselves together and run as one Don't shit where they're not supposed to Don't take what's not theirs, they don't compare
They don't scam, don't fight Don't oppress an equals given rights Starve the poor so they can be well fed Line their holes with the dead ones bread
They don't scurry when something bigger comes their way Don't pack themselves together and run as one (2x) Don't shit where they're not supposed to Don't take what's not theirs, they don't compare...
Rats...They don't compare the two of us need look no more
On one level it's a song On two levels it's my own On three levels I didn't write it On four levels it's everyones emotional state on a cold cold night.
You make me feel a little older, like a full grown female skin mite
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The funny thing, toilet water always waits for shit, time and time again. Unless of course you break the bowl and then the water just goes all over.
So the moral of this is if you want to shit on your bathroom floor, break the toilet.
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i took a leap into the fog, sleeping on the hollow log and coughing without milk.
You can keep yourself intact, but you know you cannot come back when you reach that point of having the devil as your only lonely friend.
and his number is area code (666)-666-FUCK
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i do see the word "snarl" though... and that's always a cool word.
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They don't feed, they don't seethe
Bare their gums when they moan and squeak
Lick the dirt off a larger one's feet
They don't push, don't crowd
Congregate until they're much too loud
Fuck to procreate till they are dead
Drink the blood of their so called best friend
They don't scurry when something bigger comes their way
Don't pack themselves together and run as one
Don't shit where they're not supposed to
Don't take what's not theirs, they don't compare
They don't scam, don't fight
Don't oppress an equals given rights
Starve the poor so they can be well fed
Line their holes with the dead ones bread
They don't scurry when something bigger comes their way
Don't pack themselves together and run as one (2x)
Don't shit where they're not supposed to
Don't take what's not theirs, they don't compare...
Rats...They don't compare
the two of us need look no more
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On two levels it's my own
On three levels I didn't write it
On four levels it's everyones emotional state on a cold cold night.
You make me feel a little older, like a full grown female skin mite
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i hate you and your chicken breasts!!!!
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All the admirerers mean more to me then coffee and high noon tea.
it's like a warm winter day with lake effect snow blowing in one ear and out your mother.
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You have to really be comfortable with someone to talk about shit because shit gets messy
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