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Squiggles2918 (8:31:21 PM): SLUT
Mr Chris Varney (8:31:44 PM): FUCKIN' MO' FUCKIN' BITCH.
Squiggles2918 (8:31:51 PM): do the damn thing
Mr Chris Varney (8:32:14 PM): Sheeit.
Mr Chris Varney (8:32:18 PM): It's already been done.
Squiggles2918 (8:32:29 PM): eh.
Mr Chris Varney (8:32:32 PM): Like some fuckin' re-fried beans of some shit.
Squiggles2918 (8:32:35 PM): so what's new, nigga?
Squiggles2918 (8:32:41 PM): I JUST ATE SOME A DEM.
Mr Chris Varney (8:32:47 PM): Why can't you just fry 'em right the first time, and move on?
Squiggles2918 (8:34:50 PM): YEAH I KNOW.
Squiggles2918 (8:34:52 PM): FOR REALZ.
Squiggles2918 (8:34:57 PM): what is the point of RE frying them?
Squiggles2918 (8:35:00 PM): that doesnt make any sense
Squiggles2918 (8:35:06 PM): i bet theyre not even refried.
Mr Chris Varney (8:35:08 PM): I KNOW DASS RIGH'.
Squiggles2918 (8:35:11 PM): such false advertisers.
Squiggles2918 (8:35:31 PM): and another thing, i dont understand olives.
Squiggles2918 (8:35:35 PM): i mean wtf?
Mr Chris Varney (8:35:41 PM): I LOVE OLIVES.
Squiggles2918 (8:35:44 PM): me too
Squiggles2918 (8:35:49 PM): but i just dont understand them
Squiggles2918 (8:35:52 PM): i hate black ones though
Mr Chris Varney (8:35:54 PM): Don't be talkin' 'bout muh babays like dat.
Squiggles2918 (8:35:56 PM): i like green ones though
Mr Chris Varney (8:35:59 PM): Oh, black's the way to go.
Squiggles2918 (8:36:04 PM): im not too fond of the negroes.
Mr Chris Varney (8:36:16 PM): Verde = Mal
Squiggles2918 (8:36:25 PM): NO.
Squiggles2918 (8:36:31 PM): verde = muy delicioso.
Squiggles2918 (8:36:39 PM): negro = asco
Mr Chris Varney (8:36:59 PM): Negro = Muy bueno y asomoso.
Squiggles2918 (8:37:06 PM): you know what else i like?
Mr Chris Varney (8:37:10 PM): Punta?
Squiggles2918 (8:37:10 PM): banana peppers.
Squiggles2918 (8:37:17 PM): I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT
Mr Chris Varney (8:37:17 PM): I love banana peppers.
Squiggles2918 (8:37:19 PM): OH GIRL.
Mr Chris Varney (8:37:22 PM): SHEEIT.
Mr Chris Varney (8:37:27 PM): DON'T BE COMIN' AT MES LIKE DAT.
Squiggles2918 (8:37:27 PM): banana peppers are the bomb.
Mr Chris Varney (8:37:31 PM): YOU WANNA GO?
Squiggles2918 (8:37:38 PM): but they really arent anything like bananas
Squiggles2918 (8:37:44 PM): HOLD UP AND LET ME FIX MY WEAVE
Mr Chris Varney (8:37:48 PM): SHEEIT.
Squiggles2918 (8:37:50 PM): A'IGHT ONE. IM READY.
Mr Chris Varney (8:37:51 PM): DASS COO'.
Mr Chris Varney (8:37:59 PM): GIVES ME TIME TA TAKE MUH SHOES OFF.
Squiggles2918 (8:38:09 PM): so you want me to cap yo ass right now, or save it fo later after i fuck yo baby daddy?
Mr Chris Varney (8:38:13 PM): DEES 8 INCH HEELS GON' CUT YO' ASS.
Mr Chris Varney (8:38:25 PM): Fuck my baby daddy first.
Squiggles2918 (8:38:57 PM): nah, i dont want to since he been wit chu, girl. he might give me herpeghonnasyphilAIDS.
Mr Chris Varney (8:39:01 PM): Imma BURN YOU WIF MUH CIGARETTE, BEEEUTCH.
Mr Chris Varney (8:39:09 PM): SHEEIT.
Mr Chris Varney (8:39:25 PM): YOU ALREADY GOT (above said STD)
Squiggles2918 (8:39:27 PM): is it menthol?
Mr Chris Varney (8:39:33 PM): Ain't NUFFIN' NEW TO YOU.
Mr Chris Varney (8:39:39 PM): NEWPO'T.
Squiggles2918 (8:39:40 PM): GRRRRRLL.
Squiggles2918 (8:39:42 PM): LMFAO
Squiggles2918 (8:39:47 PM): LMFAO
Squiggles2918 (8:39:53 PM): oh my god
Squiggles2918 (8:39:58 PM): i fucking surrender
Squiggles2918 (8:40:00 PM): you OWN me
Mr Chris Varney (8:40:03 PM): Totally.
Mr Chris Varney (8:40:05 PM): Bend over.
Squiggles2918 (8:40:23 PM): *bends*
Mr Chris Varney (8:40:26 PM): Oh, I wish we would've kept going.
Squiggles2918 (8:40:26 PM): give it to me hard though
Squiggles2918 (8:40:35 PM): oh my GOD that was hilarious
Squiggles2918 (8:40:38 PM): NEWPO
Squiggles2918 (8:40:39 PM): T
Squiggles2918 (8:40:39 PM): DSKADNSA
Mr Chris Varney (8:40:42 PM): I have this whole mayonnaise thing planned.
Squiggles2918 (8:40:44 PM): SHIT I MESSED UP
Squiggles2918 (8:40:50 PM): my pinky slipped and hit enter
Squiggles2918 (8:40:53 PM): damn pinky.
Mr Chris Varney (8:40:57 PM): damn.
Squiggles2918 (8:41:00 PM): eww i hate mayonnaise.
Mr Chris Varney (8:41:06 PM): That pinky so used to slipping into things.
Squiggles2918 (8:41:06 PM): i like miracle whip though
Squiggles2918 (8:41:11 PM): hhahaha
Mr Chris Varney (8:41:13 PM): You gotsta fo'give.
Squiggles2918 (8:41:44 PM): newpo't. haha
Squiggles2918 (8:41:45 PM): new.
Squiggles2918 (8:41:46 PM): fuckin
Squiggles2918 (8:41:47 PM): po't
Mr Chris Varney (8:41:48 PM): One sec, my Japanese music is skipping.
Squiggles2918 (8:41:52 PM): LMFAO
Squiggles2918 (8:41:53 PM): WHY?
Mr Chris Varney (8:41:55 PM): Newpo't.
Squiggles2918 (8:41:56 PM): ARE YOU LISTENING?
Squiggles2918 (8:42:01 PM): TO JAPANESE?
Squiggles2918 (8:42:04 PM): MUSIC?
Mr Chris Varney (8:42:25 PM): I BE LISTENIN' TO IT WHEN I SMOKE MUH NEWPO'TS.
Mr Chris Varney (8:42:29 PM): CHILLS ME OUT.
Squiggles2918 (8:42:33 PM): ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mr Chris Varney (8:42:41 PM): GIRL GOTSTA CALM HERSELF DEEOWN.
Squiggles2918 (8:42:51 PM): i can see you doing yoga to japanese music while watching maury and smoking newpo'ts.
Mr Chris Varney (8:43:01 PM): TOTALLY.
Mr Chris Varney (8:43:11 PM): Only, I stick with Pilates. Thanks.
Mr Chris Varney (8:43:27 PM): I do Yoga and Pilates, and you know I'm satisified.
Squiggles2918 (8:43:32 PM): and youre like THATS MY GIRL TRINA ON DAT SHOW RIGHT THAYURE. SHE GONNA FIND HER BABY DADDY AND HE WONT EVEN SEE THE DAMN BABY. HE ONLY GON PAY CHILD SUPPO'T.
Mr Chris Varney (8:43:44 PM): FUCK DAT.
Squiggles2918 (8:43:50 PM): haha
Squiggles2918 (8:43:52 PM): i love maury
Squiggles2918 (8:43:57 PM): i watch it every day
Mr Chris Varney (8:43:58 PM): THAT NIGGA WON'T EVEN BE PAYIN' DA CHILD SUPPO'T.
Mr Chris Varney (8:44:07 PM): NIGGA GOTSTA HAVE A JOB, FIRST.
Squiggles2918 (8:44:28 PM): how a nigga gon get a job wid a grill lyk dat?
Mr Chris Varney (8:44:36 PM): which girl?
Mr Chris Varney (8:44:49 PM): Cuz TRINA'S MAN BE MY MAN TOO.
Mr Chris Varney (8:44:58 PM): AND I KNOW YOU AIN'T DISSIN' ME LIKE DAT.
Squiggles2918 (8:46:49 PM): OH GIRL
Squiggles2918 (8:46:58 PM): YOU THINKIN OF TRINA RAE
Squiggles2918 (8:47:07 PM): IM TALKIN BOUT TRINA KEISHA.
Mr Chris Varney (8:47:08 PM): yeah.
Mr Chris Varney (8:47:11 PM): OH.
Mr Chris Varney (8:47:12 PM): SHIT.
Mr Chris Varney (8:47:16 PM): I KNOW HER MAN TOO.
Mr Chris Varney (8:47:23 PM): HE GOT THE BUCK TEEF.
Squiggles2918 (8:47:29 PM): yeah he been smokni rawks lately
Mr Chris Varney (8:47:32 PM): SMELL LIKE ASS THAT AIN'T BEEN WASHED?
Squiggles2918 (8:47:33 PM): trippin mad acid and sheit.
Squiggles2918 (8:47:38 PM): GIRL YOU KNOW
Mr Chris Varney (8:47:52 PM): GIRL! NUH UH! DAT IS CRAZY.
Mr Chris Varney (8:48:03 PM): I JUST GAVE DAT NIGGA HEAD, NOT EVEN TWO DAYS AGO.
Mr Chris Varney (8:48:19 PM): BUNCH O' LINT ON DA HEAD DO.
Mr Chris Varney (8:48:42 PM): DAT DON'T KEEPS ME FROM GETTIN' MUH FREAK ON, YA KNOW.
Mr Chris Varney (8:48:48 PM): HAHA, YEUH, YOU KNOW.
Squiggles2918 (8:49:13 PM): okay on a lighter note
Squiggles2918 (8:49:20 PM): have you ever seen the movie radio?
Mr Chris Varney (8:49:25 PM): No.
Squiggles2918 (8:49:31 PM): GO WATCH IT
Mr Chris Varney (8:49:38 PM): I don't watch Cuba. He's too white for me.
Squiggles2918 (8:49:39 PM): its better than drumline and you got served put together.
Mr Chris Varney (8:49:42 PM): With those teeth..
Squiggles2918 (8:49:45 PM): lol
Mr Chris Varney (8:49:51 PM): Awesome.
Squiggles2918 (8:50:01 PM): okay so i was kidding.
Mr Chris Varney (8:50:01 PM): You know, You Got Served be my movie.
Squiggles2918 (8:50:05 PM): i love that movie
Squiggles2918 (8:50:13 PM): lol black movies are my guilty pleasure
Mr Chris Varney (8:50:21 PM): I be thinkin' of dat when I roll up in a club.
Squiggles2918 (8:50:22 PM): ive seen them all.
Mr Chris Varney (8:50:24 PM): haha
Mr Chris Varney (8:50:36 PM): Yeah, the last black movie I saw was Dreamer.
Squiggles2918 (8:50:42 PM): people are like 'have you ever seen any of those nick cannon movies?'
Squiggles2918 (8:50:47 PM): and im like PSH HAHA YEAH RIGHT
Mr Chris Varney (8:50:48 PM): With that Dakota Fanning.
Squiggles2918 (8:50:52 PM): and i go home and watch like 5
Mr Chris Varney (8:50:56 PM): lol
Squiggles2918 (8:50:57 PM): i love her
Squiggles2918 (8:51:00 PM): that nigga is crazy
Mr Chris Varney (8:51:03 PM): I KNOW.
Mr Chris Varney (8:51:07 PM): DAT IS TOO FUNNY.
Mr Chris Varney (8:51:19 PM): HER TEETH BE ALL DISAGREEIN' WITH EACH OTHER.
Squiggles2918 (8:51:24 PM): yeah tru day
Squiggles2918 (8:51:26 PM): dat8
Squiggles2918 (8:51:27 PM): hsabdsa
Squiggles2918 (8:51:30 PM): you know what i mean
Squiggles2918 (8:51:32 PM): but still
Squiggles2918 (8:51:36 PM): she's so fucking smart
Mr Chris Varney (8:51:37 PM): HER MOUTH BE LOOKIN' LIKE TRINA KEISHA'S MAN'S MOUF.
Squiggles2918 (8:51:46 PM): shes a really good actress though
Mr Chris Varney (8:51:49 PM): HE PROLLY HER BABY DADDY.
Mr Chris Varney (8:51:53 PM): I know, I love her.
Squiggles2918 (8:52:24 PM): aw sheit nigga
Squiggles2918 (8:52:25 PM): i gotta go
Mr Chris Varney (8:52:29 PM): SHEEIT.
Mr Chris Varney (8:52:32 PM): I LOVE YOU DOE.
Mr Chris Varney (8:52:36 PM): Rememba dat.
Squiggles2918 (8:52:36 PM): HoLLa AtChA giRL!111!!
Mr Chris Varney (8:52:41 PM): HOLLA!