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Mr Chris Varney (2:04:40 AM): I TURN 18 IN TWO DAYS!@
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:04:50 AM): OMG
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:04:54 AM): STRIP CLUB!!!
Mr Chris Varney (2:04:58 AM): TOTALLY.
Mr Chris Varney (2:05:02 AM): I'm already there.
Mr Chris Varney (2:05:17 AM): I'm currently talking to you through a vagina.
Mr Chris Varney (2:05:27 AM): This stripper was nice, and let me use hers.
Mr Chris Varney (2:05:42 AM): Triple X says, "Hayyyyyyyyy! Girl!"
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:05:43 AM): haha
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:05:50 AM): omg i fuckin love you
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:05:58 AM): wtf are u doing up this late??
Mr Chris Varney (2:06:05 AM): I slept from like, 7- 1.
Mr Chris Varney (2:06:43 AM): Then Triple X woke me up and was all, "Chris, boy, come watch me make money."
Mr Chris Varney (2:07:01 AM): Then I was all, "Fine, but I have to be able to use your vagina for instant messaging later."
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:07:33 AM): omg
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:07:35 AM): lol
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:07:40 AM): hahah
Mr Chris Varney (2:08:15 AM): I keep cutting my fingers on stubble.
Mr Chris Varney (2:08:20 AM): But, it's worth it.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:09:41 AM): lol
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:09:44 AM): ew
Mr Chris Varney (2:09:59 AM): Yeah, you're tellin' me.
Mr Chris Varney (2:10:13 AM): I'm thinking about changing my AIM icon to a picture of a fish.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:11:34 AM): a fish
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:11:37 AM): lol why
Mr Chris Varney (2:11:54 AM): Because I'm smelling it really strong right now.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:12:45 AM): omg
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:12:52 AM): EWWWW
Mr Chris Varney (2:13:10 AM): I'm being nice. She just got off work, so it's understandable.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:13:14 AM): lol
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:13:17 AM): omg
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:13:21 AM): u crack me up
Mr Chris Varney (2:13:37 AM): However, the sweaty pubic sideburns aren't too nice to look at.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:14:00 AM): ahh
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:14:00 AM): lol
Mr Chris Varney (2:14:51 AM): Only in WV, would the strippers be this nice.
Mr Chris Varney (2:14:56 AM): Anyways, how are you?
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:15:34 AM): im totally not good lol
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:15:45 AM): tomorrow is my last day of class
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:15:50 AM): and i guess that should be a good thing
Mr Chris Varney (2:15:52 AM): Oh, well, you're flyin' high then.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:15:55 AM): but i am stressin
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:15:59 AM): totally about finals
Mr Chris Varney (2:15:59 AM): Oh.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:16:11 AM): and ummm trey is talking to mother fuckin mia
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:16:16 AM): and that makes me angry
Mr Chris Varney (2:16:23 AM): Uh oh.
Mr Chris Varney (2:16:32 AM): Mia Midkfiff?
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:17:20 AM): yes
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:17:30 AM): and im pissed lol
Mr Chris Varney (2:17:38 AM): You people and your jealousy. I think we all need to be reminded that, "We are the world. We are the future. We can make the future be a brighter day, for you and me."
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:18:05 AM): aw lol
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:18:10 AM): i wish i wouldnt care
Mr Chris Varney (2:18:13 AM): lol
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:18:16 AM): cause he is a piece of shit
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:18:20 AM): but i still do
Mr Chris Varney (2:18:27 AM): Well, Mia looks like a man.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:18:58 AM): lmao
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:19:11 AM): holy crap...i know u did not just say tgat
Mr Chris Varney (2:19:11 AM): So, maybe Trey's diggin' the dude in her.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:19:13 AM): that**
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:19:16 AM): lol
Mr Chris Varney (2:19:32 AM): I love Mia, but I'm trying to cheer you up.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:19:41 AM): who loves mia?
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:19:48 AM): no one...shes a crazy bitch
Mr Chris Varney (2:19:52 AM): Okay, you're right.
Mr Chris Varney (2:20:04 AM): She was always nice to me.
Mr Chris Varney (2:20:13 AM): She looked at me like people look at retards.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:20:19 AM): and i was soooo gonna put what u said on my profile
Mr Chris Varney (2:20:22 AM): Sort of cute, but disgusted at the same time.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:20:28 AM): lol
Mr Chris Varney (2:20:32 AM): lol
Mr Chris Varney (2:20:47 AM): She really does look like a man.
Mr Chris Varney (2:20:51 AM): I wasn't lying.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:20:51 AM): lol
Mr Chris Varney (2:20:58 AM): She's got really strong features.
Mr Chris Varney (2:21:03 AM): And that just ain't right.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:21:13 AM): would u get mad if i put that up....because u seriously made my fuckin year
Mr Chris Varney (2:21:16 AM): Triple X said that she's probably a dude too.
Mr Chris Varney (2:21:20 AM): lol
Mr Chris Varney (2:21:28 AM): I'm trying to think.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:21:32 AM): lol
Mr Chris Varney (2:21:39 AM): I don't want anything to start.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:21:45 AM): she doesnt have my name so she wouldnt see it
Mr Chris Varney (2:21:48 AM): So, you can star out my name or something.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:21:52 AM): okay
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:25:17 AM): but sersiously dont u have school tomorrow lol
Mr Chris Varney (2:25:21 AM): Yep.
Mr Chris Varney (2:25:27 AM): It won't bother me too bad.
Mr Chris Varney (2:25:48 AM): I'll just drink some of Triple X's vagina juice, and it's just like Vault, so I'll be wired.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:28:50 AM): lol
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:28:53 AM): eww
Mr Chris Varney (2:29:04 AM): Hey, don't you judge me.
Mr Chris Varney (2:29:09 AM): Whatever it takes to get the job done.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:29:16 AM): lol
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:29:20 AM): look at my profile
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:29:21 AM): you love it
Mr Chris Varney (2:29:44 AM): lol
Mr Chris Varney (2:29:47 AM): I do love it.
Mr Chris Varney (2:30:13 AM): I feel like one of those people that they interview on TV, and their faces are blurred out.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:30:19 AM): chris you seriously made my month
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:30:21 AM): if not year
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:30:27 AM): lmao
Mr Chris Varney (2:30:32 AM): lol
Mr Chris Varney (2:30:38 AM): There's not much of the year left.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:31:05 AM): lol
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:31:09 AM): but still
Mr Chris Varney (2:31:13 AM): Yeah, I know.
Mr Chris Varney (2:31:16 AM): I'm a hootie.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:31:19 AM): lol
Mr Chris Varney (2:32:19 AM): So, get ready for a fun mental image.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:32:40 AM): lol
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:32:44 AM): whats that
Mr Chris Varney (2:33:02 AM): I'm dancing around the room, in my chair, like a cripple, to Spanish music. Triple X and all of her home foxies are throwing dollars at me, and I just got a paper cut from one.
Mr Chris Varney (2:33:24 AM): So I flipped out, and stood up and started smacking the bitches.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:33:38 AM): HOLY SHIT
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:33:50 AM): omg chris lol....my stomach hurts
Mr Chris Varney (2:33:54 AM): lol
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:33:59 AM): you ALWAYS make my stomach hurt
Mr Chris Varney (2:34:08 AM): I'm like X-LAX
Mr Chris Varney (2:34:13 AM): In human form.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:35:17 AM): lmao
Mr Chris Varney (2:36:27 AM): Now you check out my profile.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:36:39 AM): lol
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:36:43 AM): ohhh shit
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:36:53 AM): we need to hang out again
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:36:56 AM): fa sho
Mr Chris Varney (2:36:57 AM): Yes we do.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:37:01 AM): lol
Mr Chris Varney (2:37:04 AM): I turn 18 soon, so we'll have some fun.
Mr Chris Varney (2:37:08 AM): Not like, sexy fun.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:37:12 AM): lol
Mr Chris Varney (2:37:15 AM): I mean fun like, party for my birthday.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:37:28 AM): yeah...i think a strip club sounds good haha
Mr Chris Varney (2:37:34 AM): Yes it does.
Mr Chris Varney (2:37:42 AM): And you really need to meet Triple X.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:38:00 AM): i knoww
Mr Chris Varney (2:38:17 AM): You could probably give her some midsection hygiene upkeep tips.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:38:53 AM): lol wtf
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:38:54 AM): does that mean
Mr Chris Varney (2:39:18 AM): You could teach her how to trim her ginie right, duh.
Mr Chris Varney (2:39:23 AM): AND get rid of the smell.
Mr Chris Varney (2:39:33 AM): It smells like burnt stripper pole.
Mr Chris Varney (2:39:49 AM): She spins around the pole at breakneck speed.
Mr Chris Varney (2:39:55 AM): I think I saw smoke.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:40:06 AM): holy shit
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:40:08 AM): chris omg
Mr Chris Varney (2:40:37 AM): Seriously. There's like, marks on her inner thighs, it's crazy.
Mr Chris Varney (2:40:43 AM): I keep telling her to slow down.
Mr Chris Varney (2:40:49 AM): She just doesn't listen.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:41:08 AM): lol
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:41:11 AM): thast soo gross
Mr Chris Varney (2:41:20 AM): It makes her a bunch of money.
Mr Chris Varney (2:41:37 AM): What guy wouldn't want a girl that could spin around a pole at 45mph.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:41:51 AM): umm
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:41:52 AM): lol
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:41:54 AM): if i was a guy
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:42:02 AM): i wouldnt...but thats me
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:42:12 AM): who wants pole brun?
Mr Chris Varney (2:42:17 AM): lol
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:42:17 AM): burn*
Mr Chris Varney (2:42:25 AM): We totally just invented that.
Mr Chris Varney (2:42:39 AM): When we go to a strip club, we need to look for strippers with it.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:42:53 AM): pole burn
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:42:55 AM): lmao
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:42:58 AM): holy shit
Mr Chris Varney (2:44:32 AM): I'm going to take a bottle of baby oil.
Mr Chris Varney (2:44:56 AM): Then when I hear some skin catching on the pole, I'm just going to aim the baby oil, and spray.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:45:17 AM): lmao
Mr Chris Varney (2:46:53 AM): So, I'm not sure if I should feel good or not.
Mr Chris Varney (2:47:03 AM): And this definitely going to break the laughter.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:47:06 AM): whys that
Mr Chris Varney (2:47:14 AM): Earlier, my mom gave me my birthday card, right.
Mr Chris Varney (2:47:23 AM): There was 50 dollars in it, okay.
Mr Chris Varney (2:47:34 AM): And when she went to sleep I put it back into her purse.
Mr Chris Varney (2:48:07 AM): She started crying when I told her that I didn't want her money, and she could give me something else sometime.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:48:30 AM): why did u do that?
Mr Chris Varney (2:48:32 AM): If I took the money she would've been broke until her next paycheck, so I made her think I was going to take it.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:48:41 AM): awww
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:48:43 AM): chris
Mr Chris Varney (2:48:45 AM): Then, when she went to sleep, I gave it back.
Mr Chris Varney (2:48:50 AM): That's a good thing, right?
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:48:53 AM): yes
Mr Chris Varney (2:48:57 AM): Okay.
Mr Chris Varney (2:48:58 AM): Good.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:49:23 AM): i love you...and we are going to do something this weekend for your birthday
Mr Chris Varney (2:49:40 AM): Oh, pfft, totally.
Mr Chris Varney (2:49:45 AM): Triple X too.
Mr Chris Varney (2:49:48 AM): And Katie.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:50:08 AM): hells yes
Mr Chris Varney (2:50:25 AM): Has Katie ever told you about "KILLER!"
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:50:42 AM): lol
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:50:46 AM): she sure hasnt
Mr Chris Varney (2:50:55 AM): Okay.
Mr Chris Varney (2:51:18 AM): Well, I don't remember the complete story, but I think we made up a stripper, or her sister was a stripper under the name of "Killer"
Mr Chris Varney (2:51:29 AM): Then we'd talk about how she killed people when she danced.
Mr Chris Varney (2:51:33 AM): By accident, of course.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:51:42 AM): lol
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:51:43 AM): wtf
Mr Chris Varney (2:51:58 AM): It was really funny when we'd talk about it.
Mr Chris Varney (2:52:05 AM): Katie remembers it better than me.
Mr Chris Varney (2:52:12 AM): So, you definitely need to ask her about it.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:52:31 AM): lol i will
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:52:58 AM): but i am like so goin to bed and your birthday is two days away
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:53:01 AM): yayy!!
Mr Chris Varney (2:53:05 AM): lol
Mr Chris Varney (2:53:10 AM): I'LL TALK TO YOU LATAS!
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:53:16 AM): fo sho!!!!
Mr Chris Varney (2:53:18 AM): Triple X says bye.
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:53:30 AM): lol
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:53:40 AM): goodnight to both of you !!
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:53:43 AM): <33
Mr Chris Varney (2:53:48 AM): lol
Mr Chris Varney (2:53:48 AM): bye
oXSuqaBabiXo (2:54:08 AM): byee
oXSuqaBabiXo is away at 2:54:17 AM.