» Personality: Why would I want to change? » Clothes: The snappiest! » Mannerisms: Fine. » Ideals: Now we need a bear to eat a hippie. I would be a happy man.
» I committed suicide: I won't be doing that anytime soon, I can assure you. » I started smoking: What about an occasional cigar? » I started drinking: I know when to quit. » I was hospitalized: Visit » I said I liked you: I do like you.
[8] Do you love me? Are you a member of the Colbert Nation? [13] Emotionally, what stands out? The only thing I'm afraid of is bears. [15] How nice am I? YES! [18] Do you think I would ever kill someone? Bears call me The Exterminator [19] Describe me in one word. Conservative [23] Do you think I'll get married? I am. [27] What's something you would change about me? Why would you want to do that? [29] How well do you know me? Not all that well
What Do You Think of My... » Personality: Arrogant. » Eyes: Overly shifty. » Body: Hahahahahaaaaa. » Hair: Too perfect to be even remotely natural. If I look hard enough, I feel like I can almost see the seam of a toupeé. » Clothes: The same? I never see you wear anything different. Ever. » Mannerisms: You do have a tendency to wave your hands around a lot. » Politics: Incredibly wrong.» Ideals: For you or those poor bears
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» Eyes: You make me sound like a criminal which I can assure you I am not. » Body: I'm lean.» Hair: It's all real. I'd invite you to give it a tig but you'd try to scalp me
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» Clothes: The snappiest!
» Mannerisms: Fine.
» Ideals: Now we need a bear to eat a hippie. I would be a happy man.
» I committed suicide: I won't be doing that anytime soon, I can assure you.
» I started smoking: What about an occasional cigar?
» I started drinking: I know when to quit.
» I was hospitalized: Visit
» I said I liked you: I do like you.
[8] Do you love me? Are you a member of the Colbert Nation?
[13] Emotionally, what stands out? The only thing I'm afraid of is bears.
[15] How nice am I? YES!
[18] Do you think I would ever kill someone? Bears call me The Exterminator
[19] Describe me in one word. Conservative
[23] Do you think I'll get married? I am.
[27] What's something you would change about me? Why would you want to do that?
[29] How well do you know me? Not all that well
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» Personality: Arrogant.
» Eyes: Overly shifty.
» Body: Hahahahahaaaaa.
» Hair: Too perfect to be even remotely natural. If I look hard enough, I feel like I can almost see the seam of a toupeé.
» Clothes: The same? I never see you wear anything different. Ever.
» Mannerisms: You do have a tendency to wave your hands around a lot.
» Politics: Incredibly wrong.» Ideals: For you or those poor bears ( ... )
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» Body: I'm lean.» Hair: It's all real. I'd invite you to give it a tig but you'd try to scalp me ( ... )
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You know, I really find myself in need of Advil when I'm talking to you, Stephen. You should be their poster boy, really.
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Of course I should be their poster man. I'm handsome. I should be everyone's poster man. I've already given Ben and Jerry's the Col-bump.
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