Googlism

[mr_colbert]

Go to Googlism.com
Search your name/nickname. (Make sure WHO is selected).
Italicize the ones you think are true.

stephen colbert is a migrant worker - what the hell?! Who do they think I am, Esteban?
stephen colbert is a correspondent on - I was a correspondent on the Daily Show. I have my own show now. Clearly this person is living in the past
stephen

Comments

[heythereslugger]

So what superhero are you? Mr. Moronic? Defender of falseness, injustice, and the Republican way?

[mr_colbert]

How many times do I have to tell you I'm not a Republican? You don't listen!

I was given Captain America's shield after he died. It's my duty to carry on what he wanted.

[heythereslugger]

And what exactly did Captain America want? Educate me, oh wise one.

[mr_colbert]

Me to be leader of the free world.

[alan_shore]

Apropos of nothing, have you seen this yet? It made me think of you.

[mr_colbert]

Are you implying something, Alan? Because right now I don't know whether this is directed to me or the losers who didn't want me to be president. If it's the first one, then I'm mad at you.

[alan_shore]

I'm sure this will come as a shock to you, Stephen, but there are those of us who do not regard "gay" as a dirty word, or even an insult.

[mr_colbert]

So why did this remind you of me?