Pretty sure I've done this one before

[mr_colbert]

1. Your Name

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[lawyerlarry]

1. Your Name: Larry
2. Are we friends? We are.
3. Do you have a crush/attracted to me? No, but your sister's hot.
4. Would you kiss me? I'd kiss your sister.
5. ...with tongue? Your sister - hell yes.
6. Would you enjoy it? Sure, but she'd enjoy it more.
7. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I ask you out? Probably, as long as you didn't expect to get to first base.
8. Would you make a move on me in a movie theatre? Only for the purpose of stealing your popcorn.
9. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: I know Sting.
10. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? Probably not, I don't like getting sick.
11. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? Yea...I did your mom, too.
12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? Depends on the rumor.
13. Do you think I'm a good person? Sure, when you're drunk.
14. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? Maybe. If you didn't touch me.
15. Do you think I'm hot? Not as hot as your sister.
16. Would you call me just because? I guess so.
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[mr_colbert]

I am ignoring all the rest to ask if you really know Sting.

[lawyerlarry]

Yup. Totally do.

[mr_colbert]

How?