The Longest Day

[mr_colbert]

I don't know why anybody hasn't written about this before but the longest day is CLEARLY when we fall back for Daylight Savings Time. It adds an hour to a twenty four hour day, therefore making it twenty five hours. Done. What's there to debate about? Godless pagan people, don't you dare mention your heathen Summer Solstice. Just because the sun is

Comments

[dr_julianna_cox]

Dare I ask what you're a doctor of?

[mr_colbert]

Your mom.

[dr_julianna_cox]

So that would make you a yourmomologist? Or a Doctor of Yourmommery?

*eyeroll*

[mr_colbert]

The first. But capitalized.

[mutantwatch]

I'm tempted to employ you as an advisor, Stephen.

[claire_simms]

You're so right. Why do we even have it anyway? The proportion of farmers to non-farmers is enough that the extra hour doesn't mean anything anymore.