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mr_crabbypants

[001] intro

Dec 30, 2011 12:25

[Karkat has gone from having an armful of Gamzee to an armful of nothing, and the resulting lack of balance makes him stumble forward, arms wind-milling before he lands on the ground in an impressive faceplant.

He sits up, eyes watering with the sting as blood drips down his nose and chin.]

Fuck fuck fuck fuck[He pulls off his shirt and presses ( Read more... )

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bestestfurrend December 31 2011, 23:30:01 UTC

:33 < karkitty karkitty ohh you came back!!
:33 < hi again :33!

:33 < ...do you n33d help ofur there?

mr_crabbypants January 2 2012, 19:37:40 UTC

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "CAME BACK"? WHERE ARE WE, WHERE'S THE ASTEROID, AND WHERE'S EVERYONE ELSE?

...AND NO, I DON'T NEED HELP.

[Really. He's just fine. The bleeding will stop eventually.]

bestestfurrend January 2 2012, 19:40:59 UTC

:33 < you used to be here befur you expurrlained all about this purrlace to me
:33 < its called adstringendum and its furry weird and there are scientists running expurriments and spirit things called the animus brought us here!
:33 < so far its you and me and gamz33 and equius and tavros and vwiskers
:33 < but efuryone is furom diffurent times so it gets a bit confusing

:33 < it doesnt look like you dont n33d help to me :||
:33 < ill come find you and bring some bandages

mr_crabbypants January 2 2012, 20:00:00 UTC

...SCIENTISTS AND EXPERIMENTS AND TIMELINE SHENANIGANS. JUST WHAT WE NEED.

[He presses the shirt closer to his nose and shakes his head.]

I'M FINE. HONEST.

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[video] demnargles January 1 2012, 21:51:36 UTC

You do not sound as if you are alright.

[video] mr_crabbypants January 2 2012, 19:39:22 UTC

Well, hello, Captain Obvious of the planet No Duh, sailing the good ship Subtle As A Sack Of Chilled Roe Cubes To The Bone-Bulge.

[video] This is my favorite tag ever. demnargles January 6 2012, 07:05:29 UTC

[Blink-blink.]

Oh no, I am not a captain.

[Yes. That is all she took from that.]

[video] 8D mr_crabbypants January 11 2012, 22:13:40 UTC

[Just...facepalm.]

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[text] strideon January 2 2012, 21:06:28 UTC

oh no
its a troll invasion
were all doomed

[seriously though, why is it that all of these trolls are here. is he really the only human from his universe that wound up in this place]

[text] mr_crabbypants January 5 2012, 20:16:47 UTC

JOYOUS. STRIDER. JUST WHO I WANTED TO SEE.

[text] strideon January 5 2012, 20:59:57 UTC

what can i say im the hottest piece of number 1 desirable mansteak
cant go out in public without getting recognized
crazy mobs all over the place

[text] mr_crabbypants January 11 2012, 22:15:16 UTC

DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING USEFUL TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE CONVERSATION, OR ARE YOU JUST GOING TO SIT THERE MAKING BIZARRELY SEXUAL METAPHORS?

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[Video] equinerotica January 3 2012, 14:41:19 UTC

[Guess what the only thing this fucker saw was?

He's just sort of... Sweating at the camera.]

[Video] mr_crabbypants January 5 2012, 20:40:32 UTC

[Oh. Great. Just what he needs--Equius masturbating over his blood.]

[Video] equinerotica January 5 2012, 20:43:20 UTC

That is... Not even maroon...

[What do? Quick someone tell him what candy red means he can't decide just how offended to be!]

[Video] mr_crabbypants January 11 2012, 22:20:08 UTC

Oh. Good. You can see colors. Well done.

[Now cover it up as quickly as you can, Karkat. Good damn thing his shirt is black and the red doesn't show up against the cloth.]

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