we'll run like we're awesome, totally genius
weekend before last, a few friends and i went bar-hopping. afterwards, we decided it would be a good idea to get drunkin' donuts and go prance around our old high school. after reminiscing a bit, we relieved ourselves on B building, then someone threw a lunch tray off the bridge and i stuck a doughnut to a wall. later we came across a staircase leading far down to a strange drainage area with a locked door. we determined it existed for no other reason than to pee off of... too bad we hadn't discovered it sooner! upon leaving, someone suggested driving the car off road across campus.
of course i was willing to comply...
unfortunately for us, a car was parked in the parking lot we were headed towards and the lights literally came on as we approached! weren't sure if it was a cop / weren't gonna wait around to find out! so picture 4 grown men speeding across the campus of my old high school, dodging benches and trees and laughing hysterically while we desperately tried to make it back to the parking lot from which we came!
now, i've never been one to accept defeat. especially when it comes to tomfoolery!
so this past weekend, after a road trip to denton for pabst and the only open jimmy johns, we planned to revisit the senior high to pee off of the mystery stairs and to hopefully make it off road in my car from one end of campus to the other. on our way in, we noticed a car parked in the same parking lot, but determined it negligible seeing as how it wasn't a cop. after consuming our doughnuts and relieving ourselves, we were ready to ride!
... although we made it further than the week before, it never occured to any of us that there was a 3 foot wall on either side of the sidewalk leading from building A to building D. luckily i slammed on my breaks just in time so that only 1 of my front tires made it over. if we hadn't stopped, my car would be lying face down at a 45 degree angle smack dab in the middle of my old high school campus! fortunately, i was able to throw it in reverse while 2 guys pushed and we popped right out. whoever was in the car in the parking lot probably witnessed the entire spectacle! so there we were... grown men, a little embarrassed, completely hysterical, and a little sad that for the second time, we were speeding back the way we came... unsuccessful and almost busted.
the "aprons only" party on saturday, however, was a success to say the least. as long as i don't get evicted, there will most likely be a sequel. i'm also considering a sequel to the "no pants" party as well as a "post-it notes only" party.
life is hilarious.