My life is filled with spinach. I'm dead with Popeye.
So let's try this whole...journal-y thing out.
Why yes, the feel of the keys beneath the pads of my fingers is quite pleasurable. Thank you Mister Gelatin for wondering.
He's a pretty crazy guy that Mr. Gelatin.
AND GUESS WHAT HE'LL DO FOR YOU?!
For the minimal fee of:
1 hug
1 limb of your choice
1/2 of an organ of your choice
Mr. Gelatin will not only eat/attack the musician of your choice, he will also give you phosphoric acid syndrome!
BECAUSE HE'S ABSOLUTELY FILTHY!!!
So step right up! Step right up!
For those interested please fill out this form in the most ridiculous serious manner you can think of.
Name:
Occupation:
Yearly Salary:
Musician Requested:
When can I expect payment?:
Which limb will be offered?:
Which 1/2 organ will be offered?:
Any other concerns?:
Of course none of the responses are mandatory.
Neither is your mom.
Ah yes, all you RABID KözixKyo/KyoxKözi fans..WATCH OUT! Fulya and I have taken it upon ourselves to satisfy all you INSANE shippers of this rather wonderful pairing! Expect a fanlisting coming your way!
For now have some AMAZINGHOTPR0NSECKSSLOLZZWTF. [Közi = MY SLAVE! Kyo = penis FULYA'S SLAVE]
Kyo: Small as a man; huge as a penis.
WARNING: ANGST ANGST ANGST!
It was a beautiful day, really. Absolutely glorious. A perfect day for Közi to prance happily about for no apparent reason. Who cared? He was so happy! Shaking his bum in his tight leather pants, he let out a terrified shriek as his phone rang, rushing to grab it, he held the skull shaped reciever to his face, "HELLO?!" he shouted in the phone.
"KYO-SAMA?!!!" he screamed in delight. His cat Zaku falling dead as the loud piercing noise of his master grew too much for his poor fluffy soul to bear.
Oh what a beautiful day indeed, Kyo had to agree with the other in his dreams, whom he had a very nice fluffy dream with! He even saw Zaku in his pink fluffy suit, dancing for them! It was a wondermous day and Kyo sure would have to make it better!
In nothing but his tight leather pants that only on him because he simply couldnt take it off last night -Note to self: give weight! - he walked to his pink phone. ... Wait..Pink? -Yet another note to self : Tell Bou not to change his stuff!- he opened and dialed the numbers he had written in his diary with little pink hearts! <3
Hearing the beautiful ,singing voice of the man of his dreams, a grin appeared on his shining face- his eyes in the shape of stars as he practically swooned of the melodic and soft (!) voice of Közi.
"Hello~~~" He melted when the other yet again purred his name out. "How are you~Közi-sama?" He asked back, with a silly grin on his face. Oh, look, there is a bird!!! <3 How pretty!
"Oh penis-chan!" he sighed, his grip on the phone cord tightening as his eyes misted over with the heavy perfumed fog of love. Twirling around giggling madly, he poked his eyeball in happiness, squealing delightedly as a lovely squelch emitted from his reddenning socket, "I'm absolutely AMAZING now that I get to hear your BEAUTIFUL voice." he sighed dramatically. Throwing his head back as he planted a huge wet kiss against the phone.
"Can you drop by?!" he asked suddenly, mind already floating in helium as he picture the two men reunited after a long grueling night of loneliness, dancing in their leather pants as they humped over a rainbow, tossing candycanes to the poor hungry children of the world as they sang love songs to each other.
Speaking of candy canes, Közi reached into his pants to take out a lollypop that he had stored there for safe keeping, sucking on it happily he giggled as the sweet candy reminded him of another similar sweet substance. Ah! How he missed it! "COME TO ME MY LOVE!" he whined, "MY HEART BREAKS INTO TINY SHARDS AT THE THOUGHT OF BEING SEPERATED FROM YOU ANY LONGER!"
Feeling oceans ready to burst from his eyes, He screamed into the phone and almost jumped up from where he stand from excitemend. "WAIT FOR ME LOVE! I'LL BE THERE SOON!!!" He yelled before hanging up on him and blinking once ...twice... for the third time before opening the phone and dialing the number again.
"Oh MY LOVE...MY YOUTH SHINES FOR YOU TO SUCK IT UP FROM ME!! HOW MY HEART ACHES TO SEE YOU...IF I COULD, I'LL FLY THROUGH THE WORLD TO FIND WHERE YOU ARE! but..."
Coughing a bit, he looked away, a sweat drop forming on his head. "I dont have wings nor enough money and..I kinda..forgot your adress" he said sheepishly as the birds outside that sang their love song and chirped happily stood and sent a glare at Kyo, all sweatdropping at once. Oh no! That was rain!! Silly Kyo! Look what love does to you!
Looking around at his bright apartment, Közi let out a startled cry, his symphonic melody of adoration shattering as he wept pitifully, "I TOO, MY LOVE...I TOO DO NOT KNOW WHERE I LIVE! OH PITY! OH ANGST! HOW DARE OUR LACK OF MEMORY FORBID US FROM SEEING EACH OTHER!"
Throwing himself into a crumpled heap he buried himself deep into a conveniently placed dark corner, dragging the phone with him as he began to howl into the phone, his inner turmoil and despair seeping out of his wretched eyes as they bled with the pain of the inability to see his lover. No, not his lover, his SOUL.
"FIND ME SOMEHOW!" he screamed, the inner storm of bitter seperation consuming his depressed body, "I KNOW YOU LOVE ME...LET YOUR HEART GUIDE YOU TO MY DOORSTEP! I SHALL AWAIT THEE..CLAD IN ONLY A FRILLY PINK THONG TO SHOW HOW MUCH I ADORE THEE!"
Looking out his shiny windows, he let out a shriek of disbelief, "THE CLOUDS ARE MELTING!" he managed to loudly inform his lover, his erection throbbing at the mere thought of his sexy little penis.
Well, not so little. BUT THE CLOUDS WERE MELTING! OH MY GOSH!
But...Kyo-chan's penis......Közi sighed, his lips slackening as wave after wave of saliva gushed out of his mouth, coating his entire body in the slimy substance, "Alas!" he cried, standing up valiantly striking a pose, the phone still attatched to his face, "I MUST BATHE MYSELF SO THAT MY LOVER SMELLS NOTHING BUT MY PURITY!"
Completely forgetting his lover on the phone he rushed into his grim, dark bathroom, slipping on a bar of rose soap as he tore off his clothes in passion, also haven forgotten that his ray of sunshine had not yet come to his house. His clothes laying in tatters on the cold tiled floor, he whirled around his naked flesh turning red with the desperate need to touch his soul mate. His true love.
"KYOOOOOO!" he screamed, devestated as he sunk to his knees, sobbing uncontrollably.
Suddenly the rush of darkness was above him, melting into a goo. Kyo trembled and shook, his skin color turning into fresh white! OH- He knew he shouldn't have use that 'cleaner for your white shirts' for washing his body. Gasping and falling where he was, the tears of oceans continued falling from his wide big eyes, his apartment flooding. "DONT WORRY MY LOVE, MY EVERYTHING, I WILL SMELL YOUR SCENT AND FIND YOU, TO SAVE YOU FROM ZE EVIL DIRECTIONS! NO ONE CAN BREAK THE MOST SPECIAL BOND BETWEEN US!" He cried with the raising emotions inside him, from fear of not finding the most important thing for him, his black hair turned into blonde!
Jumping from where he was melting, he punched the sky as the scene changed into the Miami ocean with few girls bouncing around before Kyo coughed and stared at the boobs that jumped up and down, the drool leaving his lips. However, he coughed again and punched the author for making him drool at GÝRLS WHO LOOKED NOTHING LIKE WHOM HE GIVE HIMSELF TO, HIS SOUL, HIS BODY, HIS BRAIN, HIS ARMS, HIS LEGS, and most importantly, his Penis!!! Yes, true, Közi pwned his penis big time! <3
He changed the scene into his bedroom that had different pictures of Közi, him while eating, him walking on the road, him wearing a cute little pink dress, him kicking some random guys ass, him in the bathroom, him while cooking, him while masturbat- COUGH... Oh, that was a hidden photograph! Kyo sweatdropped and pulled the picture down to hide from eyes.
Blinking, he ran outside with his TIGHT TIGHT leather pants and didn't care people staring at his huge crotch that grow even bigger and bigger while thinking about his EVERYTHING. He could hear his lovers beatiful, charming, smooth voice from where he was taken to!! OH THOSE EVIL BIG WINDOWED THINGS THAT HAD BIG WOODEN THINGS TO OPEN!!!! >.<
Running while his legs turned into ferrari with a red shiney color and hearts with a big poster of Közi's face as a theme, because of his speed, his only clothing (the TIGHT TIGHT LEATHER PANTS) melted and he was only left with a little clothing of leather around his crotch area.
Stopping where he heard Közi's scream, he posed and suddenly 4 man was next to him, and they started to sing all together!
"WHHHYYYY AM SEE A! ITS HARD TO LIVE IN THE WHYYYY AM SEEE AAA~~~" While dancing, Kyo thought that the ass of the fireman was Not as great and tight and great and hot as his Közis which remind him what he was about to do as he rushed in the apartment!
"IM HERE MY LOVE!!! LET ME SEE YOUR SKIN AND KISS IT ! LET ME TASTE YOU AND FEED ME WITH YOUR CUM FOR BREAKFAST! OH HOW I MISSED YOU !!!"
TBC?!!! OHNOOESSS
By: Fulya~
ME LIKES IT BETTER WITH ZE TONE FULYA BAHA! PWN'D! XP
Why yes, the feel of the keys beneath the pads of my fingers is quite pleasurable. Thank you Mister Gelatin for wondering.
He's a pretty crazy guy that Mr. Gelatin.
AND GUESS WHAT HE'LL DO FOR YOU?!
For the minimal fee of:
1 hug
1 limb of your choice
1/2 of an organ of your choice
Mr. Gelatin will not only eat/attack the musician of your choice, he will also give you phosphoric acid syndrome!
BECAUSE HE'S ABSOLUTELY FILTHY!!!
So step right up! Step right up!
For those interested please fill out this form in the most ridiculous serious manner you can think of.
Name:
Occupation:
Yearly Salary:
Musician Requested:
When can I expect payment?:
Which limb will be offered?:
Which 1/2 organ will be offered?:
Any other concerns?:
Of course none of the responses are mandatory.
Neither is your mom.
Ah yes, all you RABID KözixKyo/KyoxKözi fans..WATCH OUT! Fulya and I have taken it upon ourselves to satisfy all you INSANE shippers of this rather wonderful pairing! Expect a fanlisting coming your way!
For now have some AMAZINGHOTPR0NSECKSSLOLZZWTF. [Közi = MY SLAVE! Kyo = penis FULYA'S SLAVE]
Kyo: Small as a man; huge as a penis.
WARNING: ANGST ANGST ANGST!
It was a beautiful day, really. Absolutely glorious. A perfect day for Közi to prance happily about for no apparent reason. Who cared? He was so happy! Shaking his bum in his tight leather pants, he let out a terrified shriek as his phone rang, rushing to grab it, he held the skull shaped reciever to his face, "HELLO?!" he shouted in the phone.
"KYO-SAMA?!!!" he screamed in delight. His cat Zaku falling dead as the loud piercing noise of his master grew too much for his poor fluffy soul to bear.
Oh what a beautiful day indeed, Kyo had to agree with the other in his dreams, whom he had a very nice fluffy dream with! He even saw Zaku in his pink fluffy suit, dancing for them! It was a wondermous day and Kyo sure would have to make it better!
In nothing but his tight leather pants that only on him because he simply couldnt take it off last night -Note to self: give weight! - he walked to his pink phone. ... Wait..Pink? -Yet another note to self : Tell Bou not to change his stuff!- he opened and dialed the numbers he had written in his diary with little pink hearts! <3
Hearing the beautiful ,singing voice of the man of his dreams, a grin appeared on his shining face- his eyes in the shape of stars as he practically swooned of the melodic and soft (!) voice of Közi.
"Hello~~~" He melted when the other yet again purred his name out. "How are you~Közi-sama?" He asked back, with a silly grin on his face. Oh, look, there is a bird!!! <3 How pretty!
"Oh penis-chan!" he sighed, his grip on the phone cord tightening as his eyes misted over with the heavy perfumed fog of love. Twirling around giggling madly, he poked his eyeball in happiness, squealing delightedly as a lovely squelch emitted from his reddenning socket, "I'm absolutely AMAZING now that I get to hear your BEAUTIFUL voice." he sighed dramatically. Throwing his head back as he planted a huge wet kiss against the phone.
"Can you drop by?!" he asked suddenly, mind already floating in helium as he picture the two men reunited after a long grueling night of loneliness, dancing in their leather pants as they humped over a rainbow, tossing candycanes to the poor hungry children of the world as they sang love songs to each other.
Speaking of candy canes, Közi reached into his pants to take out a lollypop that he had stored there for safe keeping, sucking on it happily he giggled as the sweet candy reminded him of another similar sweet substance. Ah! How he missed it! "COME TO ME MY LOVE!" he whined, "MY HEART BREAKS INTO TINY SHARDS AT THE THOUGHT OF BEING SEPERATED FROM YOU ANY LONGER!"
Feeling oceans ready to burst from his eyes, He screamed into the phone and almost jumped up from where he stand from excitemend. "WAIT FOR ME LOVE! I'LL BE THERE SOON!!!" He yelled before hanging up on him and blinking once ...twice... for the third time before opening the phone and dialing the number again.
"Oh MY LOVE...MY YOUTH SHINES FOR YOU TO SUCK IT UP FROM ME!! HOW MY HEART ACHES TO SEE YOU...IF I COULD, I'LL FLY THROUGH THE WORLD TO FIND WHERE YOU ARE! but..."
Coughing a bit, he looked away, a sweat drop forming on his head. "I dont have wings nor enough money and..I kinda..forgot your adress" he said sheepishly as the birds outside that sang their love song and chirped happily stood and sent a glare at Kyo, all sweatdropping at once. Oh no! That was rain!! Silly Kyo! Look what love does to you!
Looking around at his bright apartment, Közi let out a startled cry, his symphonic melody of adoration shattering as he wept pitifully, "I TOO, MY LOVE...I TOO DO NOT KNOW WHERE I LIVE! OH PITY! OH ANGST! HOW DARE OUR LACK OF MEMORY FORBID US FROM SEEING EACH OTHER!"
Throwing himself into a crumpled heap he buried himself deep into a conveniently placed dark corner, dragging the phone with him as he began to howl into the phone, his inner turmoil and despair seeping out of his wretched eyes as they bled with the pain of the inability to see his lover. No, not his lover, his SOUL.
"FIND ME SOMEHOW!" he screamed, the inner storm of bitter seperation consuming his depressed body, "I KNOW YOU LOVE ME...LET YOUR HEART GUIDE YOU TO MY DOORSTEP! I SHALL AWAIT THEE..CLAD IN ONLY A FRILLY PINK THONG TO SHOW HOW MUCH I ADORE THEE!"
Looking out his shiny windows, he let out a shriek of disbelief, "THE CLOUDS ARE MELTING!" he managed to loudly inform his lover, his erection throbbing at the mere thought of his sexy little penis.
Well, not so little. BUT THE CLOUDS WERE MELTING! OH MY GOSH!
But...Kyo-chan's penis......Közi sighed, his lips slackening as wave after wave of saliva gushed out of his mouth, coating his entire body in the slimy substance, "Alas!" he cried, standing up valiantly striking a pose, the phone still attatched to his face, "I MUST BATHE MYSELF SO THAT MY LOVER SMELLS NOTHING BUT MY PURITY!"
Completely forgetting his lover on the phone he rushed into his grim, dark bathroom, slipping on a bar of rose soap as he tore off his clothes in passion, also haven forgotten that his ray of sunshine had not yet come to his house. His clothes laying in tatters on the cold tiled floor, he whirled around his naked flesh turning red with the desperate need to touch his soul mate. His true love.
"KYOOOOOO!" he screamed, devestated as he sunk to his knees, sobbing uncontrollably.
Suddenly the rush of darkness was above him, melting into a goo. Kyo trembled and shook, his skin color turning into fresh white! OH- He knew he shouldn't have use that 'cleaner for your white shirts' for washing his body. Gasping and falling where he was, the tears of oceans continued falling from his wide big eyes, his apartment flooding. "DONT WORRY MY LOVE, MY EVERYTHING, I WILL SMELL YOUR SCENT AND FIND YOU, TO SAVE YOU FROM ZE EVIL DIRECTIONS! NO ONE CAN BREAK THE MOST SPECIAL BOND BETWEEN US!" He cried with the raising emotions inside him, from fear of not finding the most important thing for him, his black hair turned into blonde!
Jumping from where he was melting, he punched the sky as the scene changed into the Miami ocean with few girls bouncing around before Kyo coughed and stared at the boobs that jumped up and down, the drool leaving his lips. However, he coughed again and punched the author for making him drool at GÝRLS WHO LOOKED NOTHING LIKE WHOM HE GIVE HIMSELF TO, HIS SOUL, HIS BODY, HIS BRAIN, HIS ARMS, HIS LEGS, and most importantly, his Penis!!! Yes, true, Közi pwned his penis big time! <3
He changed the scene into his bedroom that had different pictures of Közi, him while eating, him walking on the road, him wearing a cute little pink dress, him kicking some random guys ass, him in the bathroom, him while cooking, him while masturbat- COUGH... Oh, that was a hidden photograph! Kyo sweatdropped and pulled the picture down to hide from eyes.
Blinking, he ran outside with his TIGHT TIGHT leather pants and didn't care people staring at his huge crotch that grow even bigger and bigger while thinking about his EVERYTHING. He could hear his lovers beatiful, charming, smooth voice from where he was taken to!! OH THOSE EVIL BIG WINDOWED THINGS THAT HAD BIG WOODEN THINGS TO OPEN!!!! >.<
Running while his legs turned into ferrari with a red shiney color and hearts with a big poster of Közi's face as a theme, because of his speed, his only clothing (the TIGHT TIGHT LEATHER PANTS) melted and he was only left with a little clothing of leather around his crotch area.
Stopping where he heard Közi's scream, he posed and suddenly 4 man was next to him, and they started to sing all together!
"WHHHYYYY AM SEE A! ITS HARD TO LIVE IN THE WHYYYY AM SEEE AAA~~~" While dancing, Kyo thought that the ass of the fireman was Not as great and tight and great and hot as his Közis which remind him what he was about to do as he rushed in the apartment!
"IM HERE MY LOVE!!! LET ME SEE YOUR SKIN AND KISS IT ! LET ME TASTE YOU AND FEED ME WITH YOUR CUM FOR BREAKFAST! OH HOW I MISSED YOU !!!"
TBC?!!! OHNOOESSS
By: Fulya~
ME LIKES IT BETTER WITH ZE TONE FULYA BAHA! PWN'D! XP