Cha wha wha?! That's ugly. Shut up Anti-Paris Hilton.
Him: You nut
Me: You're a nut
Him: No
Me: TWO NUTS in fact
Him: How do YOU know
Me: Your mom told me
Him: When?
Me: Last night
Him: Holy crap...then who was I screwing?
Me: Duh. Paris Hilton.
Him: That's why my genitals feel like mucus.
Me: Harsh times.
Him: You said it.
ONCE AGAIN WITH FEELING!
WONDERMOUSE?!
Peggy the Pirate has ripped stockings and a bleeding finger nail. I think we need to call in the recruits to communize her uterus so that she'll stop being such a fascist trollop.
Arty: HELLO! I'D LIKE A BABY KPLXTHX!
Farty: Your lingo disgusts me, go back to your computer and forget it.
Arty: DO YOU SUFFER FROM LONG TERM MEMORY LOSS?!
Farty: ...I can't remember..
Arty: YOU LISTEN TO CHUMBAWUMBA! YOU PEDOPHILE!
Farty: ...it wasn't me! HONEST!
Arty: ...you disgust me.
Farty: IT'S THE NEW TREND!
Arty: ..gimme a baby.
Farty: h'okay.
Arty: AND ASPARAGUS!
Farty: ..you're pushing it.
Arty: Kinda wanna push it in you
EXAMS ARE MAKING MY FACE BLEED!
MY EYEBALLS ARE ROLLING ON MY MATH BOOKS!
MY NOSTRILS HAVE EXPLODED INTO SNOTTY FLESH ALL OVER MY BIOLOGY!