[Code: Third entry] Mushroom event

[mr_eviloverlord]

{Action - Open to all}
-- location: In various places around the neighborhood and around town
-- time: Pretty much all day

[If you happened to leave anything out on your front porch or lawn you may wake that morning to find that it's been pilfered. It doesn't matter what it is. Megamind is scrambling around town as fast as he can, carrying odd

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[pluckyreporter]

[OH LOOK it's Roxanne. "Pet House" thankfully hasn't gone batshit insane (as so far Roxanne hasn't plucked any mushrooms to eat from the yard, because-- well, she's smarter than that) but she's certainly noticing that things have gone wrong from her window where she watches... bizarre behaviors.]

[However, seeing someone knows -- and someone prone to issues anyway -- trying to unscrew the light off the side of the house? Well, that's... she's gonna have to say something about that.]

Megamind? What're you doing?

[mr_eviloverlord]

[Upon spotting Roxanne, Megamind drops several items he was holding and promptly screams.]

Metro Man! No! I-... it's not ready yet! The death ray, I haven't finished it. Come back tomorrow!

[pluckyreporter]

[WHOA THERE-- ahem.]

M--Megamind, I'm not Metro Man. It's Roxanne. Roxanne Ritchi? You know, weekly kidnapping?

[Something is NOT RIGHT HERE.]

[mr_eviloverlord]

R-Roxanne....? Kidnapping. [His eyes slowly go wide and begins to step towards her. Suddenly, though, he stops dead.]

Ah, no! Nononono, they'll come after me. The death ray isn't finished... I'll be DOOOOOOOOOOOMED!

[He finds a seat on the curb and quickly begins trying to assemble a metal lawn sprinkler hose attachment onto a car jack. It teeters precariously before clattering onto the pavement. Megamind shrieks at it in frustration.]

[webball]

[Peter stumbles back towards home from the diner, dazed and confused. The way he's looking around him, it's as if everything is upside-down or covered in polka dots. His tunnel vision makes it difficult to see more than his immediate front, which means he's on a collision course with Megamind and isn't switching railroad tracks any time soon.]

[mr_eviloverlord]

[Yeah, Megamind's vision is just as jacked up and when he collides with Peter everything in his arms goes flying and clattering onto the ground loudly. When he finally catches sight of him, he shrieks and jumps back.]

Metro Man! Stay back! I'll-... I'll... [He looks around him frantically and spots one of the objects he stole, hefting the child's tricycle over his shoulder like a bazooka.]

THIS THING'S LOADED!

[webball]

[Peter sits on the ground, stunned and not quite understanding how he got there. He slowly rises and looks up to see Megamind wielding a small child's trike, his arms quivering and his expression manic. Peter stares, then crouches into a combat position.]

OSBORN! PUT HER DOWN!!

[mr_eviloverlord]

YOU ASKED FOR IT! [He pulls what he thinks is the trigger and it turns out to be the bell on the handle bars. He tries it a few more times before screaming in terror and throwing the tricycle at Peter and ducking with his arms held protectively over his head.]

DON'T KILL ME!

[beardonfire]

[LeChuck watches as this guy comes down the street with an armful of random scrap. Looks like he could use some help! So, what does he do?

He casually sticks a foot out to trip him up.]

[mr_eviloverlord]

[Totally didn't see that foot. TIMBEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR! Everything goes tumbling to the ground, including Megamind. He hits the ground hard on his stomach and quickly rolls over to get a look at his attacker. It doesn't matter who it really is, Megamind screams and scrambles away, finally clambering to his feet.]

No! Metro Man! I- I-... I'm unarmed. Leave me alone! My death ray isn't finished! [He waves his arms in front of him wildly, as if that's going to stop his attacker.]

[beardonfire]

[It's so much easier when his victims give him something to work with.]

Death ray? Is that so? Last I checked, death rays were illegal in these parts!

[mr_eviloverlord]

[Megamind staggers to his feet, swaying slightly where he stands, staring at the guy with a combined dazed and confused expression, mouth gaping.]

Hel-LOOO! This is the guy with the eighty-eight life sentences! When have I ever cared about something being illegal?

Now leave me alone. I need to finish my death ray so that the EPIC BATTLE CAN BEGIN.