A Love Poem

Jun 26, 2006 23:13

During a daily bowel movement, my member
became swollen and firm
But I wrestled the phallus into submission
and made it surrender its sperm

Then clarity came fast and sharp
like the sting of a duelist's glove
for you are the boner of this shit I call life
and the jizz in my palm, our love

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uglylove June 27 2006, 15:27:44 UTC
Flawless.

Please remember me when you are published.

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glynwithahat June 28 2006, 03:00:07 UTC
You are a true poet, Mat Guimond. An incorrigible Romantic.

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leynadarko June 28 2006, 03:03:13 UTC
it really gave me a vivid mental picture of you pooping with a boner.

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tuttidog June 30 2006, 01:37:31 UTC
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRACKER!

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anonymous July 9 2006, 06:28:46 UTC
Nothing like a good BM to get the blood pumping.

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