NOMEANSNO ( Read more... )

Childhood is something not to be over analyzed. Some prefer the more extreme practice of burying it deep inside the impregnable fortress of the human psyche. What ever the case I believe its time to be moving on with my tale. I awoke this morning to a memory from my days as a grade four student. Why this piece of my past crawled and fought, tooth ( Read more... )

*poooooooooooooooooot*

You're all complete shit. Every last one of you. But I love you. I truly do.

You fuckers. I have nothing to say. You stole all of my fucking brain juice. You stole all of my fucking brain juice, and now I have nothing to say. You fuckers ( Read more... )

Why hello there, moon. How have you been?...Uh,hello?...Fine...I don't really care anyways...You know what? Frankly, you can be a right-bitch sometimes...There...Well, good night moon.

Ode to Fucking Joy!

So surgery has been put off again. Another doctor, and I'm on call. I'll be under the knife today or tomorrow. Dr. Baker went over the risks of the surgery today. Small chance I could lose vision in my right eye. Small chance it won't help at all.

Little man quit poking me! Little man quit poking! says: ( Me)
what do you want for christmas?

Immortal Emperor. says: ( My Cousin)
jesus man, i dont know

Immortal Emperor. says:
bagpipes would be pretty awesome

Hahaha

Sometimes life has you in the pits. It's stinks down there. It's cold and wet and smells like shit. It's cold and wet and smells like shit plus it's dark. Pitch fucking black. It's cold and wet and dark in that misery, and the only thing you have keeping you alive is the stench. Like a dozen dead winos floating in a cesspool. You know that shitty ( Read more... )

Dishing out head butts like a hotcake vendor dishes out, well, hotcakes.

I feel like somebody beat the shit out of me with a sack full of greasy bricks.

Happy birthday little buddy!

It's past two in the morning and I can't sleep. I've been lifting weights and masturbating for over three hours. It has only seemed to make me sweaty. What the fuck.