Must the Manimal become extinct ( Read more... )

I shit my pants today.

Life is good when you're a box of frozen danish back ribs. Real good ( Read more... )

Do you ever have such a bad day at work that you want to sleep for weeks, and just dream, so you don't have to wake up the next morning and go again? Today was one of those days . Fuck. Yarbles to stress I say!

Last weekend was amazing, my sides stil hurt from all laughing.

I pissed in my mouth standing up last saturday. Just like a monkey.

"So, Mr. Guimond, are you going help us or not?" I lifted my head from the cold, sticky bliss of the bar's countertop. Maria was the Rhino's right hand woman. Most guys I knew looked at her with a mix of jealousy and lust, because she was the rhino's and that meant she was off limits. Though, it wasn't hard to understand why Maria was so desirable ( Read more... )

items with dirty names at work that make me giggle ( Read more... )

I'm feeling the chaff of these blue collar chains. Exchanging time for money, I seem to have niether when alls said and done. Buying groceries, I can't afford. Debts that can't be paid. " Next pay check will be different. Better even." But it won't. It never is. So after a week of monotony and toil I'll spend one night drowned in drink, pretending ( Read more... )

I haven't had meat in my house for so long. But I made an order at work last week and got a shit load of burgers, chicken fingers and chorizo sauseges. My diet has been shit for the past week. No mor waffle burges, shit.

Welcome to the drinking class. Here is your beer. Now sit down and shut up ( Read more... )

While working today, I realized that refinement is an illusion that time has all but destroyed ( Read more... )