another great horoscope

Jan 10, 2006 13:30

Stage magician David Copperfield made an intriguing announcement recently. He told the German magazine Galore that in his next show, he will use magic to make a woman pregnant--without touching her. That's similar to the kind of mojo you will possess in 2006, Capricorn. It's true that your success in the past has usually come from your pragmatic ( Read more... )

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daddi_cade January 10 2006, 19:17:29 UTC
He ain't being original. It's been done: there was a programme on UK TV over the festive season called The Magic Of jesus where two magicians called Barry and Stuart made a virgin pregnant. I doubt any of 'em will go back in 9 months for the follow-up birth...

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kristy_chan January 10 2006, 20:47:09 UTC
RUN, CLAUDIA SCHIFFER, RUN!!!

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missindia January 10 2006, 20:59:50 UTC
its like the virgin mary!

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raneem January 10 2006, 21:48:13 UTC
Haha, I saw that yesterday when Adena called me and told me look up mine - the ULTIMATE horoscope.

There's no delicate way to say this, so please stop reading and come back next week if you're offended by graphic references to pleasure. According to my analysis of the long-term astrological omens, you're on tap to experience more orgasms in 2006 than you have in any previous year. On average, your climaxes are also likely to be longer and more intense. Other varieties of bliss, rapture, and joy will probably occur at record levels, as well. Think you can handle it?

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mr_flabulous January 11 2006, 03:36:59 UTC
ok, that is the most amazing horoscope ever! hold on to your seat!

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missindia January 10 2006, 22:23:29 UTC
p.s- where can these horoscopes be found?? i want some of this..lol

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mr_flabulous January 10 2006, 22:39:32 UTC
in now (or at their website- nowtoronto.com)

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