Glad you liked it! I've decided to run my life like a benign dictatorship from now on; if I get around to it, I shall hold weekly question sessions to different ministries as a more amusing-than-average way of writing life updates.
Thanks for the GMF heads-up. Infuratingly, I shall be out of the house and doing stuff, but should be able to look it up on the Beeb's ROT thing at work on Monday.
Listening to Radio 4 is the only thing that stops me murdering my boss in cold blood. The BBC would be found financially responsible for the therapy required by staff to get over the emotional trauma of seeing such monstrous bloodshed, to say nothing of meeting the costs of another round of recruitment to replace him. Therefore me listening to the radio is actually ultimately SAVING money to the corporation.
I thank the Summerislanders for their continued support, and am happy to report that the DRF has a gift for your nation, to be conveyed at the nearest opportunity. It is always good to know that our former allies are with us in times of strife.
In which case, we must arrange for a party of delegates to visit Summerisle in the near future. There may be much common cultural ground for us to explore for the benefit of both our nations.
I'm not sure I'm up to all the hailing. Can I just do a respectful nod?
I presume that you're already working on your flamboyant pseudo-military uniform covered in epaulettes and medals? And of course a ceremonial sword, for lopping the heads off recalcitrant BBC managers.
Working on? Edwinbashi was born in magnificent military fig! Why, just look at this cameo of The High Panjandram Edwinbashi in his youth! Edwinbashi has four swords, each for different thickness of intellect and neck.
Ah, but now you have ascended to this new plane of power, you need something more commensurate with your standing. More jewels! More gilt! A hat with giant spiky bits!
Or perhaps, for dress-down days, merely something involving miniature cannons, a la Kenny Everett.
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Pip pip.
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Thanks for the GMF heads-up. Infuratingly, I shall be out of the house and doing stuff, but should be able to look it up on the Beeb's ROT thing at work on Monday.
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This could get quite tiring after a few posts
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FYI: it's only officially Fuel Poverty if your heating costs exceed 10% of your income... (and on an annual basis at that!)
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I presume that you're already working on your flamboyant pseudo-military uniform covered in epaulettes and medals? And of course a ceremonial sword, for lopping the heads off recalcitrant BBC managers.
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Working on? Edwinbashi was born in magnificent military fig! Why, just look at this cameo of The High Panjandram Edwinbashi in his youth! Edwinbashi has four swords, each for different thickness of intellect and neck.
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More jewels! More gilt! A hat with giant spiky bits!
Or perhaps, for dress-down days, merely something involving miniature cannons, a la Kenny Everett.
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We need to discuss what you want: straitjacket and chains, bodybag/handcuffs/A-Frame stepladder, cuffs demo, etc.
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