Thunder and lightning! w00t :)

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of lager and a ham sandwich ( Read more... )

A discussion regarding cricket with a colleague has, so far, thrown up the following gems ( Read more... )

moley moley moley moley!

I am not a very nice man

Michael Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's just come in his shorts ( Read more... )

Well, I have nothing to do. I'm bored. We cease all action here at the end of this month, and the work has dried up in advance. I still haven't been given notice of redundancy so I will be here for at least two weeks into August with nothing to do AT ALL ( Read more... )

I have just eaten 3 doughnuts.

I feel sick :(

So I die during a kinky nookie fest, aged 91, and I'm a millionaire.

That'll do me.

On one of the finest displays of spineless capitulation I have ever been unfortunate enough to witness.

*sigh*

Have just spent a pleasant half an hour watching young Miss Maria Sharapova plying her trade at Wimbledon. I now feel slightly distracted, but strangely cheerful.