" Mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster. "

[mr_fucker]

kasumikaoru originally ditched me for Canada, and then I was sad. But then he brought me back Canadian bacon, so I think I love him. Do not get me started on emotions, actually, because I am a whirlwind of them. I haven't talked to Yomi in God knows how long, and I'm not sure how I feel about that, but no matter now

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[kasumikaoru]

I pick you. ♥

[mr_fucker]

Oooh. I feel all aflutter and bubbly inside. And sort of like a Pokémon.

I'm so special. ♥

[kasumikaoru]

Pikakyo, I choose you. Like that?

You are.

[mr_fucker]

Exactly.

♥ .. Do I get popcorn?