Russian Roulette

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I think a public service announcement is called for

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Richard, in my drug induced hangover, i came across this, which is entirely unrelated to anything in this post apart from the fact you wrote it and the content of this clip will forever remind me of you:

and yes, drugs are bad, mm. kay.

i just got home from watching transformers.

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that is brilliant.

I really wanted turturro to flip out at some point when I was watching transformers.

"What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus"

but tell me that film didn't want to make you find the writer and strangle him? what was with the dopey kid running around downtown at the end with the magic box. I kept thinking why don't you just go to a place where automobiles and 30ft robots can't follow you like, I dunno, a corridor?

plus there was no stan bush.

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i know. i love it how michael bay percieves the military mind to work at the conclusion of the film - "ok, so, we've got a bunch of badassss, massive decepticons who have no regard for the life of human beings, that we can barely damage with our own firepower, and they happen to desperately want this box that we've given to some pimply faced teenager who must keep it from them, otherwise, y'know, the universe is fucked. so where can we go, aside from this desert, that will minimise human casualties and damage to infrastructure? I know! A city!"

and man, cause i can tell you love it so much, here is a clip of the genius at work. listen to his sage words: "i want some running and some screaming and action!"

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and ah, to continue the bay love-in, here is a taste of what a journey to Wendy's to meet a friend would look like if directed by Mr. Bay.