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[mr_grinch]

Been a busy few weeks, still keeping up with my regular exercise routine (and have been keeping off the snacks too. No crisps, choccy or sweets for about a month now) and what-not. Just been far too busy to document it, which is a shame as I was hoping to be able to look back on it

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[andydarko]

I was gonna make a post on this but then I saw a story about a chimp mauling someone and decided that was a better use of my time.

What I want to know is why these boys are coming forward claiming to be the father (aside from a quick payday from newspapers that'll last them 5 minutes, probably) - don't they realize what kinda screaming bullet they've dodged here?

Also, why would you admit to sleeping with that girl? Are there no better looking girls in Sussex, or did they simply take the path of least resistance?

And Alfie's mum looks like Gordon Ramsay:

[andydarko]

Also one story (which they likely got payed for too) involved Alfie and Chantelle playing Saints Row 2 on the PS3. They have a PS3, probably bought that with their first newspaper story money, and they're playing an 18 rated game while looking after their NEWBORN BABY.

I also misread the babies name and thought the parents had a remarkably out-of-character moment of self-awareness and named their child Malaise.

This is the downward spiral of our culture. Children raising children. The latest generation is out of control enough as it is without these undisciplined, idiotic children being the arbiters of the next generation.

Shit's gonna get apocalyptic around here.