OUTRAGE!

[mr_h_r_hughes]

It's come to my attention that the Philidelphia branch of my employers have just emplyed a temporary security guard with second name Twine! This company is not big enough for 2 Twines, I must ensure that he/she never gets taken on permanently.

Ugh, I feel so damn common likes a Smith or a Jones *shudder*

Comments

[caddyman]

Indeed. There is barely enough room for one Twine, let alone two!

[ysharros]

Well, ours is pretty skinny.... Not even if they squeeze up?

[caddyman]

Vaccuum-packed Twines for extra frexhness?

It might just work...

[mrssshhh]

If we get enough of you together, dress you up in posh clothes, and put you in a room with an orchestra playing could we potentially have a ball of Twines?

...

...

...I'll get me coat.

[mr_h_r_hughes]

Hahahahahahah. I like that!

[ysharros]

Laugh out loud funny. I like that too.

[shaunotd]

Watch it, Twine - half of my family are Smiths, I'll have you know!

[colonel_maxim]

So what is it like being a Demi-Twine, a mere simalcrum of the real Twine in America?

I mean, what are you, Twine-U-Like?

[mr_h_r_hughes]

Luckily you used the Chorlton icon, Chorlton's happiness dragon vibes cancel out your wicked words!

I loooooove Chorlton and the Wheelies.