Talking to you is like clapping with one hand
So I guess most of the religious beliefs I have are pretty damn similar to the Unitarian Universalists. It's kinda hard to explain my faith. I am a Confirmed Catholic, but I don't really believe in everything they have to say. I dunno. I believe in God, and I hope there's a Heaven. So yeah. I still get wicked pumped up when I hear:
Drones since the dawn of time
Compelled to live your sheltered lives
Not once has anyone ever seen
Such a rise of pure hypocracy
I'll instigate, I'll free your mind
I'll show you what I've known all this time
GOD HATES US ALL
GOD HATES US ALL
You know it's true God hates this place
You know it's true he hates this race
Homicide, suicide
Hate heals, you should try it sometime
Strive for peace with acts of war
The beauty of death we all adore
I have no faith distracting me
I know why your prayers will never be answered
GOD HATES US ALL
GOD HATES US ALL
GOD HATES US ALL
GOD HATES US ALL
Yeah, he fuckin' hates me!
(crazy guitar solo)
Pessimist, terrorist targeting the next mark
Global chaos feeding on hysteria
Cut throat, slit your wrist, shoot you in the back fair game
Drug abuse, self abuse, searching for the next high
Sounds a lot like Hell is spreading all the time
I'm waiting for the day the whole world fucking dies
I never said I wanted to be God's disciple
I'll never be the one to blindly follow
Man-made virus infecting the world
Self-destruct human timebomb
What if there is no God? Would you think the fucking same?
Wasting your life in a leap of blind faith
Wake the fuck up can't ignore what I say
I got my own philosophy
I hate everyone equally
You can't tear that out of me
No segregation, separation
Just me and my world of enemies
I never said I wanted to be God's disciple
I'll never be the one to blindly follow
Yeah, crazy song, gets me wicked pumped, even though I'm still a God-fearing person. Like I said before, I can't really explain my faith, so I won't. I just have it, and it's mine. End of story.
Having a cold sucks ass. My nose is all clogged (medicine doesn't do much), my throat is full of phlegm, I can't talk loudly, I can't hear, coughing hurts, and my nose is all dry and peeling and gross because the fucking tissues at work were like pieces of sandpaper. Shit. Maybe I'll go out and buy some orange juice.
Not many people guessed the movie thing, everyone only got one. Jonathan got five or six. I'm not gonna bother giving hints, because that would mean the next time I update this I'd have to write them all down again, and I'm just too lazy. I guess some of them were too obscure. Sorry. Or maybe people just didn't care. In that case, Fuck off. Here are the answers:
1. There is no "we," you psychopathic bitch. - Arnold Schwarzenegger - True Lies
2. You rat-soup eatin' honky motherfucker. - Dolemite
3. AK-47: When you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes. - Samuel L. Jackson - Jackie Brown
4. Who doesn't like titties? - Leonardo DiCaprio - The Aviator
5. Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. - Edward Furlong - American History X
6. I SAID PUT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HANDS ON YOUR HEAD........please. - Garden State
7. If this factory ever produces a shell that can actually be fired, I'll be very unhappy. - Liam Neeson - Schindler's List
8. I wrote that for you. I'm gonna sing it at your funeral. - The Punisher
9. Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room. - Peter Sellers - Dr. Strangelove
10. Something wrong? Yeah, something's wrong, it's just too bad you don't know what it is. - Lawrence Fishburne - Boyz In Tha Hood
11. Naw man, I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay. - Ving Rhames - Pulp Fiction (my favorite movie)
12. I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is. - Tom Hanks - Forrest Gump
13. I wanted to put a bullet through the eyes of every panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. - Edward Norton - Fight Club (another favorite)
14. If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here I swear by God and sonny Jesus you will all visit the infirmary. Every last motherfucker in here. - Shawshank Redemption
15. But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? - Joe Pesci - Goodfellas
16. Can I get... any of you cunts... a drink? - Nick Frost - Shaun of the Dead
17. OK, so we got a trooper pulls someone over, we got a shooting, these folks drive by, there's a high-speed pursuit, ends here and then this execution-type deal. - Frances McDormund - Fargo
18. What can you expect when you're on top? You know? It's like Napoleon. When he was the king, you know, people were just constantly trying to conquer him, you know, in the Roman Empire. So, it's history repeating itself all over again. - Mark Wahlberg - Boogie Nights.
My parents are both going down to Florida next weekend. My dad has an interview with a company in Clearwater, which is near Tampa. My mom's going too, they're leaving next Thursday and coming back the following Sunday. I don't know if I'll be able to stay here (probably), or where my sister will be (hopefully somewhere else). Supposedly the company is setting my parents up with a realtor. I don't know what that means, it might be standard procedure for the company. But that would be pretty fucking sweet, having my parents live in Florida. I'd be able to go kayaking and scuba diving all the time. Kickass.
I have a twelve pack of Miller Lite in the trunk of my car. I found it at work on Saturday. It was in a cart. Now it's in the trunk of my car. Yup.
I wrote a letter to the Nashua Telegraph and they printed it. Some douchebag wrote a letter on Thursday saying that people who died from the tsunami deserved it because they lived in coastal paradises. I wrote a letter to the editor, and I bitch-slapped him on every bullshit point he made. It was printed in Tuesday's paper, if you still have it. It's also online:
http://www.nashuatelegraph.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050118/OPINION02/50118007/-1/opinion
Go me. I originally titled it "God has a special place in Hell for people like you" but they changed it to "Letter writer showed great ignorance about tsunami victims." I still think my title's better.
I'm gonna go find something to eat. I didn't eat lunch today because I had no money. I also woke up at 7:00 today. I didn't get to school until 8:00. Oops. My bad.
Good luck to those of you at Bishop Guertin who have to deal with midterms this week.
Hey man!
I'm trying to reason but you don't understand
Talking in circles, we'll never get it straight
Just you and me in our theater of hate
Can't stand it for another day
(I ain't gonna live my life this way)
Cold sweat, my fists are clenching
(Stomp Stomp Stomp) The idiot convention
Which one of these words don't you understand?
Caught in a Mosh
- Dan Man