This describes many girls I know
[Narrator] Let's describe a certain female. A female with a disease of character and attitude. If you will, a snob. However, in the view of N.W.A.....
[Ice Cube] A bitch is a bitch
So if I'm poor or rich
I'll talk in the exact same pitch
Now, the title don't apply to all women
But all women got a little bitch in 'em
It's like a disease that plagues their character
Takin' the women of America
And it starts with the letter "B"
It makes a girl think she's better than me
See, some get mad and some just bury
But, yo, if the shoe fits wear it
It makes 'em go deaf in the ear
That's why when you say "Hi" she won't say "Hi"
Are you the kind that think you're too damn fly?
Bitch, eat shit and die
Ice Cube comin' at you at a crazy pitch
(Why?) I think a bitch is a bitch
[Girl] Who the fuck you think you're calling a bitch you little muthafucka? I dunno who the fuck you think you're talkin' to. Let me tell you one muthafuckin' thang, I'm not a [Eazy-E] Bitch, shut the fuck up.
[Ice Cube] Yo, you can tell a girl that's out for the money
She look good and the bitch won't phony
She ain't no dummy she's right the...
Yo, bitch fuck what I'm driving
See a young nigga thats' striving
You're through without a BMW
That's why a bitch is a bitch
I guess, or either P-M-S
Here, test the girl that's kinda snobby
And I bet you "dis a nigga" is her hobby
And after she finish the test
Write today a B-I-T-C-H
And watch her get mad 'cause she know it's true
But a nigga like me, I say "Fuck you"
Do like Ice Cube, slam her ass in a ditch
'Cause a bitch is a bitch
[Girl] Why I gotta be a bitch?
[Ice Cube] I ain't call you no bitch. If you'd listen to the Goddamned song it'd tell you what a bitch is
[Girl] Fuck the song 'cause I'm not no muthafuckin' bitch
[Ice Cube] I didn't say you was a bitch if you'd stop actin' like a Goddamned bitch
[Girl] Fuck you, punk-ass nigga!
[Ice Cube] Fuck you, bitch! Old sloppy-ass, scandalous-ass ho
[Girl] Fuck you! Who the fuck you think you are?
[Ice Cube] Fuck you! Suck my dick, bitch
[Ice Cube] I once knew a bitch who got a slack
'Cause she was playin' me like she was all that
A bitch can be your best friend talking behind your back
About who's fuckin' who and who's getting fat
Look at yourself for me
Now do you fall in this category?
Or if you're the kind that won't bleak
'Cause you don't think yo' shit stinks
Luckily I haven't had a drink
'Cause I'll down your ass
Then I'll clown your ass
'Cause the niggas I hang with ain't rich
We're all sayin' "Fuck you, bitch!"
Now, what can I do with a ho like you
Bend yo' ass over and then I'm through
'Cause you see, Ice Cube ain't takin' no shit
(Why?) 'Cause I think a bitch is a bitch
[Narrator] There you have it. The description of a bitch. Now ask yourself, are they talking about you? Are you that funky, dirty, money-hungry,
Scandalous, stuck-up, hair piece contact wearing bitch? Yep, you probably are.
Damn, that shit was dope.
Note that it doesn't apply to every girl I know. But it does describe many of the females I've met. If you're offended, then you're probably a bitch, and if you're a bitch, then I probably don't like you very much.
"Straight Outta Compton" > You.
How 'bout them Patriots? I got out of work early, and I was able to catch the second half of the game. The commercials were pretty lame. I hate Janet Jackson. The bitch must die.
- Dan Man