Rain

[mr_jaeger]

Well, ladies and gentlemen. Most of you in the approximate region of Virginia-which is to say most of you-notice and know that today marks day five of nearly continuous rain here in the pastoral majesty of Our Fair Commonwealth. Thirty-Five to go, folks! We’re one-eighth of the way! Surely that must warrant the odd ‘Huzzah’ from a few of my

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[shadowmusic]

i am enjoying it too, except i wouldn't mind being able to go out for food or whatnot and back without worry of getting swept out to sea by a riptide forming in the streets.
the sea is far away; and that would be a hell of a walk home.

[mr_jaeger]

But think of the adventures you could have!

and if you're looking for inspiration, rent Return to Oz...the creepy one. Starts with Dorothy being washed out to sea during a torrential rainstorm. Just think of the fun you could have with Wheelers

[daq42]

I have to laugh.
For I am now far away from any rain and will likely only see it once a year, and fleetingly at that.

Once I enjoyed the wet, but my bones no longer ache for swollen sockets and joints that feel like rotting pistons.

Electric Bastard, your words do ever greatly entertain, and your power over the prose increases with each peice you publish. Keep it up.

And I love your icon. Chair Leg of Truth, indead.

[mr_jaeger]

I have many icons, for i am both mighty and sexually magnetic to the opposite gender.

swollen sockets and joints and pistons...you old fart...you sure you moved to vegas and not florida? I know how they're both pretty toasty and old geriatric shitheads suffering from senility and alzheimer's can get so confused so easily...

[mr_jaeger]

i hope the days off school and/or work did you well...just as much as that absurdly punishing day of sun on (ironically) sunday did you well.

[mr_jaeger]

4 hours to get home during a rainstorm. 22 minutes to get to the bank (which is further away than home) during a tropical depression. Where is the sense in this? I wish i knew. But it was a hoot and a hollar of fun, driving around all the parts of the city with no 'lectricity all weekend.

[protoclown]

I never knew that bit about your truck running out of gas and the Mexican guys helping you. That's awesome.

[mr_jaeger]

i thought i'd told that story. maybe it was one of those things where i did something so brutally manly and stud-tastic that i was like, "I can't tell anybody about this studly thing i did...because it'll seem like i'm fishing for studly replies to my story and i'm not that kind of fratboy."

But i'm sure i told you about the truck running out of gas. because i called like everybody i ever knew that night and told them about it.