Guerilla Post #2

[mr_jaeger]

In the impending face of the oncoming freight train of unemployment, I find myself grasping at straws…specifically at the straw of the Great American Dream: to invent something, and have that something eaten up by the populace like candy and turn me, overnight, into a X-illionaire

Comments

[shadowmusic]

you almost made me spill my beer! luckily, manly men don't do such things.
i approve of this post.

[lostdog]

Edible!

[iceypyro]

You also need Snow camo! It'd be called "It's F***ing Cold!" with real snow flakes mixed in. "Don't worry, most people won't realize the loophole about the snowflakes." It'll smell like Mountain air, granite, and a hint of pine.

Color a pale balmy white with grey specks!

And.. It'll have the label "Edible: Just like real snow"

[sorrelchestnut]

I can think of three people would buy that in a heartbeat, un-ironically. Just off the top of my head. And I'm sure you know who I'm talking about, too.