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[mr_malarkey]

dont read. this is vulgar and deals with poop... lots of poop talk in the entry... warning. warning

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[the_blue_iris]

Michael?! Is everything O.K??
(knitts brows together in worry about Michael's health)

[mr_malarkey]

health is good. im even try to do to that exercise nonsense. hows the lonely spell?

poop

[anonymous]

Having partipated in the same experience of donating poop, I can empathize with your experience. However, I am curious, after you piched off the poop, how did you manage to go from a squatting position to the toilet seat with poop about to slide from your rectum? I commend you agility.

[mr_malarkey]

what a worthy question. this is a topic that we will have to hold onto, let it brew in the mind and simmer, and meet over a cup of coffee... ill wear a stylish directors cap and tilt it to the side, you do that pensive chin scratch that makes one look so enlightened, and ill tell you, face to face, how poop does not slide from the rectum. it will be a jolly good time.