It's still probably true. You'll turn around someday and there'll be a cat sitting there, staring up at you, and you'll know it's been there the whole time, plotting. Scheming, if you will. I think everyone has a cat plotting to kill them :P.
Don't worry, I'm sure she'll get distracted by the ribbon or the bag or the red stick or the box or some various combination of them all before she manages to get to you.
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It turns out there is still a 72% chance my cat is plotting to kill me.
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Plus, she's a dive bomber. So yes, I agree with this.
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I'M NEXT (after you)
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