Front page headline.

[mr_mildmannered]

Good evening, residents of Zenithia Castle! My name is Clark Kent and I've just been hired in by Headmaster Mickey as this school's Archivist and Record keeper. Back in my home universe I'm a reporter and so the position seems quite fitting. I'm very much looking forward to starting work - And I hear this place has an impressive Library too. That's

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[caused_a_ruckus]

This is pitiful. We need muscle to fight against alien invaders, and the mouse brings us a REPORTER?

[mr_mildmannered]

While I might not be the greatest when it comes to combat, I have other skills which the headmaster obviously decided were needed. I'm sure he's going to bring in whatever muscle he deems necessary.

[caused_a_ruckus]

Right. When an alien tries to turn you into a living battery, you can just throw your pen at it real hard.

[mr_mildmannered]

While I'm touched that you're so interested in my welfare after only just having met me, I can assure you that I'll look after myself as best as I know how, and I wish you luck in doing the same.