(Offscreen munsterbation is pretty fun amirite?)

[mr_mildmannered]

I really have no idea why the blue wolf guy was so riled at me, but from what I can make out he wanted to break my nose for something involving a nice smell? As he threw a punch at me, however, I fell over in shock and he went flying into a wall. Knocked himself out cold

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Private to Clark

[cleavagenyan]

Oh dear... I'm afraid that was probably my fault... See, he's my boyfriend, and I explained what happened, and he just went off the handle... I'm sorry about this, but don't worry, I'll take care of everything!

Re: Private to Clark

[mr_mildmannered]

Well, to be honest, I'd sooner he went after me than you. If he needs me to explain anything I'd be more than willing to do so.

Re: Private to Clark

[cleavagenyan]

I'll let you know how it goes.

Re: Private to Clark

[mr_mildmannered]

Please do.

Narration

[cleavagenyan]

Felicia let herself in to Jon's room, finding the wolfman unconscious on his bed. She sighed. That fool... Either he was jealous or trying to defend her honour, either way she was not impressed, especially with him lying unconscious.

She left and returned with an ice pack, then climbed up on his bed and rolled him over, resting his head in her lap while she applied the ice pack to the welt on his forehead. She'd have a few words for him when he woke up.

Re: Narration

[jonny_talbain]

As he lay there, his form shifted slowly back from being a large beast to looking something more human.

Eventually, his yellow eyes opened, then closed again, brow furrowing deeply.

"...anyone get the number of that double decker bus?"

Re: Narration

[cleavagenyan]

Feeling relieved that he woke up, Felicia sighed. "Oh good, you're finally awake... No bus, Jon, apparently you knocked yourself out. She gently dabbed the ice pack back on his forehead. "Are you okay?"

Re: Narration

[jonny_talbain]

"...I knocked MYSELF out? Oh no.. No no I did not." Jon replied, wincing as he removed the icepack and struggled to get up. "I took a swing as the nerd, he ducked... next thing I know, I'm here."

He snarled. "How he managed to dodge I don't know... but he won't do it again I can tell you that much. He must have hit me with a pole or a crowbar or something...."

The side of his head was extremely tender.

I read that as amitie for a moment

[puyopuyoflame]

Blue wolf? Ooh, you mean Mr. John! But Mr. John's a nice person! Why would he beat you up because you're smelly?

Re: I read that as amitie for a moment

[mr_mildmannered]

That would be a question for him, Amitie. But I'd suggest you let him calm down a little first.

[opossumknight]

Blue wolf. You mean John, right?

That's odd. Why would he attack you based on scent?

...He went flying into a wall?

[mr_mildmannered]

Well, I'm not entirely sure what scent has to do with any of it, but a few things are a little clearer after talking to certain other castle residents. It would probably be prudent for me to leave it at that.

Yeah - He was throwing some kind of attack at me and I was so surprised I tripped over my own feet, causing him to sail past and straight into the wall. I gave him a quick look over and it seems he had quite a bump on his head.

[opossumknight]

I see.

*He's just going to stay out of this*

[money_duck]

Mr. Talbain picking fights, you say? Not surprising! Though I hope the two of you didn't break anything during your spat?

[mr_mildmannered]

Oh, not at all, Mr. Scrooge. He hit the wall, but it was in the corridors and the stone is quite sturdy enough to bounce him off and not crumble.

Of course, if there were any damages, I'd have paid them out of my salary. No need to worry about that, sir.