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SAY IT AGAIN, PINKY, AND BEAT HIS WHITE-MAN ASS
NEWS AT TEN: WANNABE-GANGSTA GET SERVED.
"Seriously, guys: if Charles Bronson is reading his paper, just leave him be."
DEATH SENTENCE is another forgotten cult piece, whose trailer makes it out as your standard 'wham-bam-revenge' flick. Oddly enough, some of the plot 'twists' mirror that of HARRY BROWN - which makes me think they might ( Read more... ) -
MOTHERFUCKER STOLE MAH ANIMU
I am pissed at the moment, ten years of my life, my anime collection is still not being returned to me by a friend or at least I thought she was a friend, She's been saying that anime that is hers, when clearly its mine and its on loan! There are some of that anime collection that she is has a right to, but the rest of it is almost 10 years of my ( Read more... ) -
A man was shot in the head yesterday, because he pointed a gun at his head and the bullet hit it...
I'm not a film-maker, but I now get to play one on TV.
PLUS: the grand total of worthwhile films at the cinema seems to amount to Battle for Terra. It was made in 2007? Did I go through a time-warp? Otherwise it's a late-night showing of Shylock Hooooooolmes and I don't really see the need for that.
IT'S FREE! ALSO: KOREANS WITH GUNS, SHOOTING ( Read more... ) -
DRACULA: ROAR
A review by Mr Olly Buxton, of the risible DRACULA: THE UNDEAD. Some things cannot be unread...
"A few years ago, the spoof metal band Bad News recorded a cover of Bohemian Rhapsody. It was a sort of sub-Spinal Tap comedy effort and the point of the joke was to be deliberately awful, and it reached a gruesome crescendo with the guitar solo - so ( Read more... ) -
STORY TIME WITH THE UNABOMBER ::: LET'S GO!!!!1! (AIR RAID SIREN ReMIX)
"The country was founded on the principle that the primary role of government is to protect property from the majority, and so it remains."
SHIP OF FOOLS
by Ted Kaczynski
Published by OFF! Magazine, a 'zine produced by students at SUNY Binghamton and edited by Tim La Pietra.
Once upon a time, the captain and the mates of a ship grew so vain of their ( Read more... ) -
※※ ‡-‡eilig i§t mein \/aterland nicht mehr‽ ※※
"You bitch, Harriet." His fingers flexed, coiling on the pistol's lacquer-wood grip.
"You shite." And then he plugged her, twice, right in the gut - the gun yelping like a kicked dog.
For those with a taste for the curious, why not try SHERLOCK IN SHANGHAI: eight collected and translated mandarin duck and butterfly (that is: pulp) crime stories by ( Read more... ) -
There are a lot of loonies on this here internets...
REVIEW ON AMAZON.COM:
"Few books or grimoires have been written about "the dark side." However, as a Spiritual Satanist, I find his title "Bible of the Adversary" to be a bit much. For one thing, he is a chaos magician, who believes that we are our one and only God. I know and believe in the entity known as Satan--and I know Him as a real being, not ( Read more... ) -
FOR A DOLLAR YOU CAN BUY A GIRL OF ANY SORT AND KIND, BUT NOT A DECENT MAN FOR ALL THE TEA IN CHINA
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scot were sitting in a bar in Thailand, looking out to sea. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, the food exceptional.
"Y'ken," said the Scotsman, "I shtill prefer the pubs back hame. Why, in Glassgow there's a wee bar called tha Thistle an' Pipe. Now, McTavish, tha landlord, he goes ootah his way for yon ( Read more... ) -
THE GRASSHOPPER... HE LIE HEAVY, BROTHER
NEO-NOIR + EXPANDABLE BATONS x LULZ
=
FEELING MORE AND MORE
LIKE I'VE NEVER FELT BEFORE
YOU HAVE CHANGED
MY LIFE
SO
COMPLETELY
MUSIC FILLS
MY SOUL
NOW
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"If you didn't have black hair, I never would have raped you. It is your fault."
SWEARING ON OATHS, ON BOOKS
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Broken Plates and Slaughtered Cocks
Are Also Used For Special CasesFrom the Westminster Gazette ( Read more... )
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