The Sh1t Awards

[mr_morrissey]

Brits? Pah, who needs them? I didn't want one of your odious awards anyway! To be quite honest, I cannot value or appreciate the opinion of people who think that some unwashed 'chav' (a new word I have learnt!) who can't sing and whose lyrics are trite is somehow more worthy of the accolade of "Best Chap" in the place of me - suave, sexy (even when

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[vulgar_picture]

aww morrissey, you totally deserved to win

[mr_morrissey]

I know. And I didn't even win a Brat Award either!

Tragic, isn't it?

I suppose I should stop sulking now.

[sorrowsnativeso]

Is this honestly what you think of Morrissey?

[helvissa]

It's a charicature I evolved so I could work on writing first person narrative - although it has got a bit... erm... over-the-top! I was quite pleased with 'his' ramblings on the subject of toast, though. ;)