Ooops.

[mr_morrissey]

When I discovered that Queen Victoria was unable to give me a personal guided tour of Osbourne House, I had no choice but to cancel the gig on the Isle of Wight

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[queen_buzzo]

I know someone who does...Sorry, couldn't resist.

Oh Moz, why is it that we still love you no matter how many times you break our hearts?

[mr_morrissey]

I didn't mean to!