Poor old man

[mr_morrissey]

Oh, what an absolute shower! (as Terry-Thomas might say. If he was still alive, that is

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[helvissa]

Oh rats, I bet you won't be in Manchester when I go. ;___;

[mr_morrissey]

I intend to avoid your visit at all costs...

[helvissa]

Even if I bring my cat with me?

[mr_morrissey]

Hmm... I might make an exception.

[vulgar_picture]

glad you are back in blighty. and ignore them moz dear, you know your livejournal friends love you!

[mr_morrissey]

Indeed. What care I for the views of a tabloid, for heaven's sake?

Peter Kay and I have had a nice chuckle over their comparison between Jim Bowen and myself. As you may be aware, Peter is a big (that goes without saying) fan of Bull's Eye.

[sibylvain]

The quiff probably would have shriveled in the rain anyway. I say don't listen to 'em. Who's to say it's not Geezer Chic, baby?

[mr_morrissey]

I'm sure that if I was wearing a white tracksuit and a Burberry baseball cap, the readers of the sun would have felt more comfortable.

[michybabes]

I saw the photo, and I don't see what all the fuss is about. Those columnists should be so lucky as to look half as good as you in your cap and glasses!

And next time you go to Manchester, you must take me with. I miss it so...

[mr_morrissey]

How can you miss Manchester? Turn left at Liverpool, my dear.

[michybabes]

Thanks for the excellent advice, darling. You always know just what to say.

[maria_marchita]

I knew it! I knew it was a costume! Everyone said "Oh look at poor old Mozzer, he's really let himself go..." but I knew you couldn't really let yourself go if you tried ;-)

[mr_morrissey]

The years have been cruel, it must be said, but could I mince through Piccadilly Gardens wielding gladioli in a half-underdone pink shirt, quiff noble and erect?

Let me think about that for a second. No.