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[mr_morrissey]

I'm sure it is now obvious to you why I decided to record my new album in Rome: there are plenty of fantastic places that vend gelato.

We're very busy, as you can imagine, topping up our suntans working on the album. Things seem to be fairing tolerably, and it's great to be working with dear old Alain once again

Comments

[edna_b_weasels]

My kindest regards to Alain; I'm sure he has no idea how many people the cut of his Farah slacks can delight at a single blow.

Have fun, my dear young fellow, and please warn Mr Boorer of the perils of having his bottom pinched. Ah! Were only Ivy and I there to do it ourselves!

Yours coquettishly,

Edna

[mr_morrissey]

Does he, by jingo? Right, that's it - he's swapping with the drummer and going at the back of the stage.

Surely if anyone pinched Mr Boorer's behind, there hand would go missing, Jonah-like, on a permanent basis?

[mr_morrissey]

It's possible my last comment sounded ruder than was intended.

[edna_b_weasels]

Entirely possible, but forgiven on account of the g&tea break I think is becoming a habit with us, Mr M.

Excuse me. I must help Phillipe rectify the fallen form of Ivy-Consuelo, who was overcome at the idea of Alain "going at the back of the stage". Here he is, Bach Flower Remedy and a wet bandana ever at the ready. Bless!

Yours revivingly,

Edna.

PS: Jonah-like, but so much luckier!

[vulgar_picture]

how nice to hear on the progress morrissey. i hope you are having a jolly time

[lost84]

Rome...I always wanted to go there. How I envy you!
btw, I love your "diary", Signore Morrissey, can I friend you?
ciao e a presto
Sandie

Girls?

[anonymous]

Now Mozzy, I know the courts said you had to pay that stoopit Joycey boy, but did you really have to go this far?!

http://www.mykidsplus.com/search-by-brand--morrissey-kids--all-sizes-morrissey-kids.html

Re: Girls?

[mr_morrissey]

Oh dear, you got me. :(

[miz_moz]

well, i hope your having a lovely time Mr.Morrissey,(forgeting about those bloody scooters, of corse!)