Tour news

[mr_morrissey]

Tee-hee! I know what my tour dates are!

You don't!

Tee-hee-hee!

Comments

[michybabes]

Oh go on...you can tell me!

I promise not to tell anyone!! ;)

[mr_morrissey]

I can tell you that... they'll be in towns and cities, and that the gigs will be in venues.

[michybabes]

Oooh!! I feel so in-the-know!

[mr_morrissey]

*taps side of extremely handsome nose in secretive fashion*

[funiculus]

But Moz... I'm coming from Canada and I need to book a flight and hostels and stuff! Can't you give me a hint? *offers you some uh...... puppies and kittens!*

[mr_morrissey]

Just make sure the puppies and kittens don't spend too long on the plane.

[vicarinatutugal]

morrissey is there anyway you could announce them together i know you like the suSPENCE thing but im wetting my self now!
any teeny clue about the scottish gigs?

[mr_morrissey]

Oh... sorry to have kept you in suspenders.

[mr_morrissey]

*spins round in Victorian baddie cape like Jack the Ripper, twirls imaginary moustache. Or Deano'a ACTUAL moustache, which is scary just on its own, frankly*

[ten_ton_truck]

Play Edinburgh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go on, you know you want to.

Plus, I'll send you a copy of my secret stash of Hot Latino Boys in French Knickers photos.

[mr_morrissey]

I've sent you my postal address, yes?

[ten_ton_truck]

Received with thanks - the smut's in the post.

Please don't play the usher hall though, it's all seated and I won't even get to try a stage invasion

[mr_morrissey]

At my age, stage invasions could damage my poor old bones! I also have to factor in the average age of my fans (all 4 of them), and it would seem that seated is vital for them. Not to mention a good supply of lavatories and St John's Ambulancemen.