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[mr_mrs_faxsea]

Disclaimer: The characters in this piece of fiction are not my property or creation, they are the property of the BBC and the creation of that sweet Russel T. Davies fellow.
Introduction

After reading a couple of stories about Jack and Ianto I got a bit fed up with all the slobber and mush. I complained to my wife about this, as is the habbit

Comments

[nightporters]

You do realise the fangirlies will go into a decline if Jack can't do the business? What on earth would they have to write about? And Jack's reputation will be shot to pieces!

For non-mush - brilliant!.

[mr_mrs_faxsea]

Oh but since when does the size of a mans cock matters?(ahum..)
Or the place he keeps it.
I am sure sex with Jack will be ever so satisfying with as without a penis. Sure he had enough time to work on it.

-S-

[nightporters]

Well sir, as you have started this debate I suggest you write the next bit and show us how Ianto copes.

[mr_mrs_faxsea]

Than we'll have to commit to that terrible task.
Hmmm... (mind wanders of)

[felmyst]

very funny..very non mush...lol

[mr_mrs_faxsea]

Thank you.
Glad you liked it.

[queerlyobscure]

I don't believe you did that! You stole Jack's penis! (alright, The Doctor did, but you let him!)

Still though, it was funny, and welcome to the wonderful world of fan-fic

[mr_mrs_faxsea]

Oh we have much more in mind to brighten up this magical world .
We might even write how the Doctor feels about that jar in the corner of the TARDIS.
-S-

[pinkpolyanthus]

OK ... call me old fashioned ... but a guy's gotta do ... et al ...!! That was very funny! hehe! poor Ianto! I mean ... how slow was he on the uptake?? Busted!

[mr_mrs_faxsea]

This sure wasn't what he expected to find..
Believe me when I say it was a shock.

-S-

[mr_mrs_faxsea]

Not as much of a shock as Jack'll have ... Ianto has a secret or two too :-)
Hope you like it dear... read it here!

[hel_bee]

LOL... a new meaning to organ donation.

You're not alone on the mush front :)