Comments | mr_panophobic: Mr. Monk and the Horrible Holiday

mr_panophobic

Mr. Monk and the Horrible Holiday

Nov 03, 2009 12:09

[Mr. Monk is standing outside his house staring sheer and utter horror at the mess it, and everywhere else is save for that DANGER: Landmines sign on his lawn courtesy of Sousuke.]

WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING?!?!?! This is ludicrous! This is--this is heinous!

mayfield is going to be the death of me, mr. monk: drama queen, plot: halloween, a crime worse than murder, ocd: obsessive compulsive disaster

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eldest_hatter November 3 2009, 20:16:36 UTC

[Sophie is still outside, scrubbing down the side of the house to clean off the egg residue. She stops to look over at her horrified neighbor.]

Yes, it seems someone thought this would be funny.

mr_panophobic November 4 2009, 05:02:24 UTC

THIS IS A TRAVESTY! Who would--why would this be funny! The smell alone is going to be horrendous! We aren't even going into the salmonella and other stuff those things rotting might do to everyone!

eldest_hatter November 4 2009, 05:16:16 UTC

I advise you get cleaning right away then. If I finish my own house in enough time I could come over and help if you need it.

mr_panophobic November 4 2009, 05:18:09 UTC

I would, but there's land mines in the yard. I can't even get close enough to clean it all up!

[Cause, seriously, that's the only thing keeping him from attempting it!]

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bustydefense November 3 2009, 21:25:39 UTC

It's happened to all the houses.

mr_panophobic November 4 2009, 05:03:12 UTC

THIS IS A NIGHTMARE!

bustydefense November 5 2009, 03:37:53 UTC

It's going to be annoying to clean.

mr_panophobic November 7 2009, 18:24:34 UTC

And the salmonella and bacteria! And--oh my god! I can't even get across my lawn to even begin cleaning it! This is horrible!

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bukapintu November 3 2009, 22:55:02 UTC

Um... need some help?

mr_panophobic November 4 2009, 05:04:19 UTC

YES!

glockblock November 4 2009, 00:38:46 UTC

[standing beside you looking much like this]

mr_panophobic November 4 2009, 05:04:06 UTC

[At least they left the sign alone?]

The worst part is I can't even get close enough to clean t all up without worrying about those-those things!

glockblock November 4 2009, 05:04:57 UTC

Fire will remove most of the problems.

mr_panophobic November 4 2009, 05:17:14 UTC

Do you have any idea how long the ash would take to clean up?!

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glockslap November 5 2009, 15:40:04 UTC

[ Daughter is coming to join you and Sousuke, giving a low whistle. ]

Someone has some issues with Halloween, huh?

mr_panophobic November 7 2009, 18:25:43 UTC

It's a horrible holiday to begin with, but-but-but this is ludicrous!

glockslap November 8 2009, 04:45:28 UTC

I don't think it's so bad; and there were a lot of cute kids running around in their little costumes.

I'll, um... I'll help clean it up, if that helps any.