8th Edition :: Ho, so you've rumbled my hat trick.

[mr_phale]

Comments

[not_alaska]

Plants can have panic attacks?

[mr_phale]

Er. I'm not sure. Just a guess, really.

I think this one was rather expecting something bad to happen.

[dreamsofnoah]

Maybe we should give you a different act.

[mr_phale]

I don't know, magic's really my only forte. I should just probably practice new tricks more before trying them out onstage.

And, ah.

Try not to wear anything flammable.

[dreamsofnoah]

I can help you practice!

...fire isn't going to hurt me.

[mr_phale]

I'm not actually certain I want to try that one again. I'm not worried about getting hurt, just... Er. Collateral damages, as I think they say?

[itsjustafruit]

I knew you would do this. I just knew it.

It's the principle of the thing, you know.

[mr_phale]

Do what, Crowley? This is perfectly within the boundaries of our non-existent Agreement in reference to lilies.

The other plants need never know.

[itsjustafruit]

Coddling the plants. I don't want you taking every disciplinary problem into your room. Eventually word will get out.

[mr_phale]

It's just one for now.

[sent_back]

I didn't know plants had panic attacks.

[mr_phale]

This one, er. Has had a difficult life.

[sent_back]

What, did it get shot at as a seed?

[mr_phale]

My flatmate talks to his plants.

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[onlyteasing]

Eh, I wouldn't worry about it, boss. The fire was kinda entertaining.

Voice

[mr_phale]

Ah... Thank you? I suppose...

Still, it wasn't an intentional part of the act-- rather spoiled the trick itself, I think.

Voice

[onlyteasing]

Nah, wouldn't call it spoiled. Made people laugh, after all.

Voice

[mr_phale]

Well, I have been told that if you can make them laugh, they'll forgive you anything...

Still...