12th Edition :: The public are crying out for such rubbishe!

[mr_phale]

I am evil incarnate. I eat babies for breakfast. I like video games. Gabriel and I once snuck out to spraypaint some of the cherubim's wings lime green, for a lark. The Sound of Music is my favourite film, followed closely by The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I can't stand books, but if I'm forced to read them I purchase the cheapest paperback

Comments

[caf_pow_girl]

Do you even know what a video game is?

[mr_phale]

Er.

Of course I do. I make them in my spare time, you know.

[caf_pow_girl]

Oh yeah. What kind?

[mr_phale]

...

Violent ones?

[anycuntcould]

Twat.

[mr_phale]

Tch, there's no call to be rude.

[letslip]

That's a good genre variety in movies.

[mr_phale]

I like to watch them back to back. With popcorn. And small furry animals, to snack on.

[letslip]

... small furry animals.

[mr_phale]

Delicious with salad dressing.

[tothelibrary]

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That is the most evil thing I have ever heard. Those poor books!

[mr_phale]

Horrible little things.

[tothelibrary]

Not on! Come on, books. With their words and fun and pretty pretty bindings.

I'm hoping you're cursed, whoever you are. Because otherwise that's just horrible.

[mr_phale]

I told you who I am, I'm evil incarnate.

[onlyteasing]

Cursed, magician?

[mr_phale]

Me? No. I'm never cursed.

[onlyteasing]

I see. Do you eat your babies raw, then?

[mr_phale]

Usually. Sometimes sauteed in extra-virgin olive oil and garlic, and garnished with a bit of caviar.