From the work meme. I have to post all 40 since osme of them are very ridiculous.
1.
Mover- This is my biggest ambition in life. I do enjoy lifting heavy things.
2.
Hospital Service Worker
3.
Special Effects Technician- I do like fire.
4.
Stock Clerk- Oh yeah, stock boy.
5.
Housekeeper- I can barely keep the home desk clean.
6.
Editor- Yup, my actual job made it at 6.
7.
Nursery / Greenhouse Grower- I do want a greenhouse, but not for an occupation.
8.
Sign Maker- I have paper and a Sharpie. I can do this.
9.
Jeweler- Welcome tot he Family.
10.
Outdoor Guide- "You are now outdoors. Welcome. This is the end of the tour."
11.
Window Washer- Why do I want to be poor?
12.
Mail Carrier- Sweet! Free Guns!
13.
Personal Trainer- I SAID EAT THAT PIZZA!
14.
Professor
15.
Magician- If only I knew magic.
16.
Dancer
17.
Painter
18.
Postal Clerk
19.
Auto Detailer
20.
Casting Director
21.
Critic- I will gladly tell you how right my opinion is.
22.
Market Research Analyst- I fell asleep just reading the job title
23.
Comedian- DAMN IT! I funny! This should be higher!
24.
Public Relations Specialist
25.
Communications Specialist
26.
Picture Framer
27.
Musician
28.
Furniture Finisher
29.
Composer
30.
Professional Athlete- in what? Sitting?
31.
Translator- Now just to learn those peesky other languages.
32.
Print Journalist
33.
Health Records Professional
34.
Actor- Already one of those in the family.
35.
Upholsterer
36.
Writer- Hmmm...
37.
Model- HA! For the "Before" picture?
38.
Set Designer
39.
Chimney Sweep- Only if I can sing( and dance according to #16.)
40.
Costume Designer- Maybe when I finally finish my jacket.