i would like to be the kind of guy who updates his journal at least twice a week but im not. i might train myself to be that kind of guy ( Read more... )

at 4:35 today i was working when one of the managers came up and asked, "Mike do you know any former British Prime Ministers?". me, not knowing the the HELL she asked me this about, responded, "Um...Margaret Thatcher...Winston Churchill ( Read more... )

my english teacher looks SO much like mr randzo

i do not update this a lot and usually when i do it's a very short update. the new semester is in and i really hope that i do well. please wish me luck i hope to do well.

15 ipod nanos = 30gb of music and pictures (little ass-screen and i think the whole thing was designed to fall out of your pocket so u have to buy another one), $3,000

1 ipod video = 30gb or 60gb of music, pictures, AND video (bigger screen with a good resolution) $300 or $400

my point is that if you bought an ipod nano then you are dumb

I had another nocturnal emmission last night.

This one had mini king kongs in it.

the PSP is way too bumpin get one, cornholes

shit maybe even get two i dare you

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1) What was the first video game you ever remember playing? something on Atari ( Read more... )

Round 3...

FIGHT!