[LOG POST]
* MECHAWARRRRRK anyway
* MECHAWARRRRRK IM IN UR CITY TERRORIZING UR CITIZENS
*** Linka is now known as Linka|Dinner
* Katai and I jumped off a building and tried to punch you.
* MECHAWARRRRRK takes off its sunglasses and flings it at you like a boomarang
* Katai hit, flying back.
Ugh..!
* MECHAWARRRRRK catches its sunglasses.
Grh... don't get cocky!
* MECHAWARRRRRK WAAAARK-laughs...somehow.
* Katai charging Mecha-Niwatori again after hhe stands up.
* MECHAWARRRRRK ...kick
* Katai jumps onto the leg, running up it now.
*** [Alex] is now known as Citizens
* Citizens ... Oh, hey cool. Mechacobo
* Citizens pictures.
* MECHAWARRRRRK OH SHI-
* Citizens okay
* Citizens RUNAWAY
* MECHAWARRRRRK shakes its leg wildly
* Citizens general confusion and running away-ness
*** Citizens is now known as [Alex]
* Katai holding on tightly, but flung around. "Gaah!"
* MECHAWARRRRRK slams leg into a building
* Katai well that broke him off. Ugh.
* Katai stnading up in the rubble, shaking his head to clear the dust off him.
* MECHAWARRRRRK and uh, that was the office building of [INSERT MAJOR CORPORATION HERE]
....
* Katai turns. That's buisnessmen.
Hmph. Great.
* Katai ...god, he -sounds- like Snake.
* Katai jumps out of the hole to go charge the Niwamech again.
* MECHAWARRRRRK I peck at you
* Katai jumps to the side, hoping you get your beak caught in the pavement.
* MECHAWARRRRRK DAMMIT
* MECHAWARRRRRK FLAP FLAP FLAP
* Ark permission to jump in here?
* MECHAWARRRRRK sure why not
*** Ark is now known as DasMechas
* DasMechas there's 3 10-20 foot tall
* DasMechas Tanks with legs.
* MECHAWARRRRRK ....
* Mon ...
....
* Katai Metal Gear!?
Ugh...
This is not my day.
WAAAAAARK?
* MECHAWARRRRRK glass explodes
Ziel erwarb. Feuer!
* DasMechas they launch machine gun rounds at the Mecha Niwatori
* MECHAWARRRRRK ...
* Katai well that was a lucky break.
* MECHAWARRRRRK flings giant Kamina-styled sunglasses at mecha.
* MECHAWARRRRRK like a ninja star
* Katai uses this time to scale the Mecha Niwatori again. Bloody hell if he's ot getting his moment to shine in all this.
* MECHAWARRRRRK opens up wings to reveal missles. WTF man, it has missles!
* Katai ...WTF, missiles.
* MECHAWARRRRRK FIRE ZE MISSLES
* MECHAWARRRRRK at enemy mecha.
* Katai clings onto the Mecha Niwatori, continuing to scale it as it's distracted.
* MECHAWARRRRRK is sidetracked by Metal Gears
* Katai this is by far my worst day on the job ever.
* MECHAWARRRRRK a hatch opens up near Katai and a mechanical hand comes out to tickle him
* Katai oh god what.
* Katai tickled, laughs. Grabs the hand in case he can use that panel to pull himself into the mecha.
* DasMechas scatter
* DasMechas fly up
* MECHAWARRRRRK hand is slippery
* MECHAWARRRRRK ...somehow glares at mechas
Eine Kindwaffe! Umladen. Feuer!
* Katai grabs it with both hands, dangling from it.
* DasMechas more bullet shells.
* MECHAWARRRRRK do I have to get out the even bigger target locking missles now?
* DasMechas if you want to try/
* Katai clinging onto that hand for dear life, trying to pull himself into the mecha via it. Probably going to fail.
* MECHAWARRRRRK 'drumstick area' of MECHA WAAAARK opens up.
* MECHAWARRRRRK bigger missles come flying out of it
*** Tumbleweed left #duelcollege ()
* MECHAWARRRRRK straight at mechas
* MECHAWARRRRRK while another small hatch opens up to throw a pie at Katai's face
* Katai ...pie in face.
* Katai licks his lips.
...
Banana Cream?
I hate Banana cream pie.
* Katai swings via hand at the recently opened hatch.
* DasMechas they explode, leaving 1 of the 3 left.
*** DasMechas is now known as DasMecha
* DasMecha and missing an arm.
* MECHAWARRRRRK chest opens up.
Verdammt Duell-Geist.
* MECHAWARRRRRK missles ahoy
* DasMecha chaingun fires as a tank round blasts at Niwatori.
* MECHAWARRRRRK ....
* Katai ...fuck it, scales up to the head of the Mechatori.
* DasMecha then explodes.
* MECHAWARRRRRK jumps onto a building and opens up its mouth to let out victory WAAAAAAAAARK. More glass explodes.
*** DasMecha is now known as DasAirMecha
Luftwaffe Mecha Abteilung ist angekommen.
* MECHAWARRRRRK ....dammit. Where did that one come from?
* DasAirMecha a white airplane macross esque robot with two red eyes appears near you, Katai. Followed by 5 Black smaller versions.
* Katai ...fuck.
Ah. Eine Herausforderung. Ich habe ein nicht in den Jahren gehabt.
* DasAirMecha turns to Katai.
You are... fighting this, ja?
...Yes.
* DasAirMecha speaking in a very heavy Eastern European Accent.
Need...
* MECHAWARRRRRK opens mouth again. Energy builds up.
What is word...
Help.
?
...Yes, help would be appreciated.
How may the Furher's men be of... Help?
Distract it. Give me an opening.
I'll take care of things from there.
Männer. Sie hörten ihn. Lenken Sie das Huhn ab.
* MECHAWARRRRRK jumps up and fires Hadron cannon at airplane via mouth.
* DasAirMecha darts out of the way, and fires machinegun rounds.
* MECHAWARRRRRK building beneath it, even if the thing dodges, explodes like woah. Hopefully nobody will care that was the V-Jump office, right?
* Mon scaled up the rest of the way. Is there a convienent panel on the Niwatori's head he can break through?
((Window))
* Katai scaled up the rest of the way. Is there a convienent panel on the Niwatori's head he can break through?
* MECHAWARRRRRK near the eyes
* Katai brings back his hand and punches the spot right-between the eyes.
* DasAirMecha keeps sniping the Niwatori-as-Unicron a la Grimlock.
* MECHAWARRRRRK ....GAAAAAH. RED ALERT. RED ALERT.
* MECHAWARRRRRK CHARGES IT LAZOR at the Air Mecha.
Hey, Chickens! Mind if I join the party!?
...Wark?
* Katai jumps in and... well, there's no other word for it.
* Katai He attempts to spinzaku the two Niwatori pilots.
*sighs and presses 'FIRE ZE LAZOR' button for the air mecha before showing off Kung Fu
*
Maßeinheit 01! Maßeinheit 02! Abdeckungs-Feuer!
* DasAirMecha two of the black plane mechs block for him
* DasAirMecha getting destroyed as he chain guns the chicken
WAAAARK
*attempts to attack Katai back*
* Katai kung-fu-battles with the Laser Niwatori. He got a good few punches in on Katai, though.
* MECHAWARRRRRK Laser Niwatori smirks
* MECHAWARRRRRK ...somehow.
* Katai smirks back.
* Katai drops down, sweep-kicking the Niwatori.
WAAAAAARK! *thud*
*presses Button* WAAAAAARK.
*appear*
* Katai grits his teeth, pulls out a thermos. Sips some coffee.
*works on destroying mecha with moar lol missles*
Crud.. this won't do well... lesse if I can find a shortcut.
[BUTTON ON THE WALL: DO NOT PRESS]
...
* Katai jumps back, elbowing the button on the wall.
Why not, it's just stupid enough to work..!
* MECHAWARRRRRK oh hai. PIE. EVERYWHERE.
* Katai oh god. Pie.
...That didn't work.
Notwaffe! Stange von Longinus!
* DasAirMecha a special compartment of it's armor opens up as a spear looking weapon appears
* Katai wipes off his face, charging at the Niwatori, trying to knock them down realtively quickly.
* MECHAWARRRRRK a Niwatori slips and lands on another button. Warning bells go off.
* Katai ... Don't tell me that button was what I think it was.
* MECHAWARRRRRK well, the Niwatori are panicking. Is that bad?
* Katai checks what button the Niwatori pushed.
* DasAirMecha holds up the spear as the armor reshuts
* MECHAWARRRRRK SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON
...
Urteil des Gottes!
* Katai smashes the panel, just in case they find some way to reverse the self-destructing.
* DasAirMecha blasts the middles in midair
* DasAirMecha and thrown through the air
* DasAirMecha and transforms into a plane.
* MECHAWARRRRRK the Laser Niwatori gets up and Warks at its fellows. They all jump out of the mecha through a door called 'EMERGENCY EXIT'
* Katai climbs out the hole he made.
* Katai climbing out was probably a good shot for any reporters covering the destruction, no?
Look out, it's gonna blow!
* DasAirMecha probably.
* MECHAWARRRRRK Laser Niwatori decides to pilot MECHA WAAAAAARK into the plane
Bestätigend.
* MECHAWARRRRRK boom?
* DasAirMecha probably
* Katai LEAP OF FAITH AT THE LAST MINTUE!
* DasAirMecha need a plane?
* Katai if you want to make it dramatic, sure.
* MECHAWARRRRRK EXPLOSION OF AWESOME
* MECHAWARRRRRK remaining Niwatori escape the area
* Katai falling with style, until Plane Catch?
* DasAirMecha sure.
* DasAirMecha SWIPE CATCH
* Katai on the plane, whoo!
Nice catch!
Having fun... what is... word... Comrade.
?
Definitely.
You?
Eh. So so.
Was hoping for...
Tough Fighting.
Heh.. too easy for you, then? Ah well.
* MECHAWARRRRRK remaining Niwatori leave with a WAAAAAAAARK that more or less means 'NEXT TIME HUMAN, NEXT TIIIIIIIIME.'
Arguable.
* DasAirMecha lands on the street
*** [Alex] is now known as Civilians
* DasAirMecha folding it's wings.
* Katai hops off the plane.
* Civilians ... a few are looking. And taking pictures from the corners
* Civilians the rest are long gone
Sill, all in a day's work,
*Still
* Katai standing there, headband blowing dramatically.
* Civilians ... you know there's someone taking a video of this, right?
* Civilians I mean, it'd be awesome to see SNAKE right there. Next to a mecha.
* Mon this is going on Youtube isn't it.
I suppose.
Thank you for your help.
* Civilians ... DUH
Same.
* Civilians flee
* Civilians TO OUR COMPUTERS~
*** Linka|Dinner is now known as Linka
* Katai holds out hand.
*** Civilians is now known as [Alex]
* DasAirMecha takes on it's half plane/humanoid form
* DasAirMecha shakes hand
Perhaps...
Work again.
* Katai shakes.
Perhaps.
If you're in the neighborhood annd need my help, let me know.
I'll do the same for you.
If need call.
Ask the Furher's Men for...
Vladimir Harkonnen.
Vladimir Harkonnen. Got it.