WAAAAAAAAAARK

*If you can see/hear duel monster spirits, you'll hear the wise voice of an ancient and pissed off Hippie*

I leave you kids alone for a week and this happens.

Look at this mess! There is bits of volcano all over the place! Well, its mostly volcanic ash...but still. What a mess! *sighs*

Well, at least the Bermuda Triangle was nice...

Off to the Bermuda Triangle until the plot subsides, brb.

If anyone needs me for anything, go find a magic eightball that seems to mock you or a computer that glows at midnight. Don't be alarmed if the people in the computer are waaaaaay different that you, mmmkay?

Does anyone have a working electric shaver I can yoinkborrow for a few minutes?

Ah! So my idea to genderbend a female to fix the universe actually worked. *sips tea*

Beware of exploding toilets.

The only way to fix this insanity lately...

Is to turn a girl into a boy.

Can't find where I put the pouches of Instant Spring of Drowned Man. But I did find some Instant Spring of Drowned Uke.

...Which is probably the same. Oh well.

So. Who wants to be a man?

FISHSTICKS.

FISHSTICKS.

FISHSTICKS.

I have caught one of those butterflies everyone has been talking about lately and put it under a microscope.

This is what it looks like close up:
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If I ever find the source of this spontaneously rising and falling suicidal emo I've been sensing lately, I'll turn them into a panda.

Even if they can't see me yet can see a floating bucket too.

That is all.

LISTEN UP KIDS.

My spiffy weather thingymajigger thingy says that it will rain frogs any day now.

You might as well prepare for it.