Fetishes:
Abrasion: 0
Anal sex: 4
Arm & leg sleeves: [I don't get how this could be a fetish]
Asphyxiation: 0
Bestiality: 5
Beating soft: 0
Beating hard: 0 [nothing like playing "O.J. and Nicole"]
Being Blindfolded: 2
Being gagged: 2
Being serviced: 4
Biting: 2
Breast bondage: 1
Branding: 0
Boot worship: 1
Bondage - light: 3
Bondage - heavy: 2
Breast whipping : 1
Brown showers: 5
Chaueffering: [ummm? driving someone around in a car?]
Choking: 1
Chosen food for: 2
Chosen clothing for: 4
Clothespins: 1
Cock worship [my own]: 3
Cock worship [someone else's]: 4
Collars (wearing): 2
Corsets (wearing): 1
Creampies: 4
Cuffs (metal): 2
Cuckolding [with-holding sex from a husband/boyfriend while having sex with other men]: 1 [I don't find denial all that hot]
Cuckolding [having sex with other men, and flaunting it with a boyfriend / husband in roleplay or whatever]: 5+++
Cutting: 0 [oh god nobody understands me (deeper deeper) oh god nobody understands me]
Double penetration: 4
Enemas: 4
Examinations (physical): 0
Exhibitionism: 3
Face slapping: 2
Facials: 3
Fantasy rape: 3
Fantasy gang rape: 4 [with an appropriately descrpitive, well-written partner]
Felching [sucking cum out of someone's asshole]: 4
Fisting: 4
Following orders: 5
Foot worship: 5
Forced dressing: 4
Forced homosexuality: 5
Forced masturbation: 2
Forced nudity: 5
Forced servitude [my own]: 2
Forced servitude [someone else's]: 2
Full head hoods: 0 [sorry, executioners do nothing for me]
Genital sex: 4 [no, actually I hate genital sex]
Golden showers: 5
Hair pulling: 2
Hand jobs - getting: 3
Hand jobs - giving: 3
Harnessing: 0
Head - giving [female]: 5
Head - giving [male]: 5
Head - getting: 4
Homage with tongue: 2
Hot waxing: 1
Forced Housework: 0 [you want a maid, hire one]
Human puppy dog: 1
Humiliation in private: 5
Humiliation in public: 3
Ice cubes: 2
Including others: 4
Intricate rope bondage: 0
Kidnapping: 0
Kneeling: 3
Leather restraints: 1 [as opposed to "plywood restraints", which are a 0, but I'm telling you there's something about pleather which elevates it to a 2]
Licking: 5
Massage - getting: 5
Massage - giving: 5
Medical scenes: 1
Mouth bits: 0
Nipple clamps: 0
Nipple weights: 0
Oral/anal play [rimming]: 5
Over the knee spanking: 1
Pussy whipping [literally, I'm assuming]: 0
Pussy worship: [I figure I do enough of this just by virtue of being a guy, so]
Riding crops: 0
Scratching - getting: 2
Scratching - giving: 1
Serving as a pony: 0
Serving as a maid: 0 [what is with the author of this survey and finding someone to clean their room for them?]
Sensory deprivation: 1
Serving: 2 [it's hot, but I find typical "serving" to be full of ridiculous pretention]
Serving as furniture: 0
Serving orally: 2
Sexual deprivation: 0 [if I wanted to be sexually deprived, there's plenty of unattainable sorority queens to throw myself at in real-life, thanks]
Shaving: 5
Shemales: 5
Snowballing: 5
Spanking: 2
Straight jackets: 0 ["i lie there, completely immobolized, as you do things to me. Still lying there, completely immobolized--" no thanks]
Strap on dildos: 3
Tape gags: 0 [verbality is hot]
Tattooing: 1 [I'm so un-hip it's scary]
Teasing: 1
Tickling: 2 [it's fun, but so is cuddling and watching a movie. Neither are terribly sexual]
Triple penetration: 3
Uniforms: 3
Verbal humiliation: 5
Videoed scenes: 0
Voyeurism: 4
Whipping: 0
Wrestling: 2 [see "tickling"]
Some of these are incredibly stupid. Arm sleeves? YES, I CANNOT DERIVE PLEASURE FROM SEX UNLESS WE ARE WEARING ARM SLEEVES!
A lot of them aren't really that hot by themselves, but within the context of a larger scene are okay and arousing - like uniforms and hair pulling.
I just ended up giving a "0" to the "god damn get that off my computer screen" stuff, a "1" to the "I really am not having fun doing what I'm doing, but you seem to be liking it so eh whatever let's just get it over with" stuff, and a "2" to the "I personally don't find any pleasure in this sexual act, but if I'm with a partner who really enjoys it then it's certainly not anything I'd find distasteful" things.